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Jimbuna · 12-02-23, 08:59 AM

‘Alien corpses’ unveiled by scientists confirmed as ‘not human’ after DNA revelation

The pair of Mexican 'alien corpses' initially unveiled by scientists have been confirmed as 'not human' in recent developments.

Back in September, a rather unexpected discovery was made in the form of two ‘non-human’ corpses believed to be 1,000 years old.

The bodies were presented during a congressional hearing in Mexico City by journalist and ufologist Jaime Maussan, who claimed they had been analyzed by the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM), where scientists established an age by extracting DNA and using radiocarbon dating.

Maussan, speaking under oath at the San Lazaro Legislative Congress, said: “These specimens are not part of our terrestrial evolution… These aren’t beings that were found after a UFO wreckage. They were found in diatom [algae] mines, and were later fossilised.”

The two mummified corpses were displayed in windowed boxes, having been retrieved from Cusco in Peru.
https://www.unilad.com/news/alien-co...18658-20231201

em2nought · 12-04-23, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

‘Alien corpses’ unveiled by scientists confirmed as ‘not human’ after DNA revelation

Chupacabras!

Reece · 12-05-23, 01:03 AM

As long as it stays away from my neck!!

Moonlight · 12-05-23, 06:40 AM

EXCLUSIVE Shameless squatter who moved into pensioner's empty home then sold it for £540,000 insists he didn't 'steal' the property - and says HE has been left £255,000 out of pocket because of legal fees

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ners-home.html

If this Migrant Currant can break into an empty house and steal it from the original owner then I'm sure the real British people can do the same, all those currants in Westminster and every other second homeowner should be trembling in their beds at night.

I know there's somewhere in London with houses that have stood empty for over a decade, these houses are worth £3 million pound or more, Arab princes and multi millionaires own them but never visit them, go forth and steal them, you have the courts on your side.

I'd tell you where they are but that wouldn't be fair on anyone else would it, check youtube for urban explorers in London, you'll get a huge clue as to there whereabouts.
You're still here!, get searching for them you daft pillocks.

Edit
These mansions below are not the ones I saw years ago, but it just gives you a glimpse of what is actually out there.

Jimbuna · 12-05-23, 09:07 AM

Escaped kangaroo captured after punching Canadian officer

Dec 4 (Reuters) - A kangaroo that escaped its handlers during transport to a new home was captured on Monday east of Toronto after a weekend in the wild, but not before delivering a punch in the face to one of the police officers who brought her run to an end.

The female kangaroo hopped over her handlers late on Thursday during a rest stop at the Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm in Ontario, the park's supervisor and head keeper, Cameron Preyde, told CBC.
https://www.reuters.com/world/americ...er-2023-12-04/

Moonlight · 12-05-23, 10:26 AM

^Did the Kangaroo get arrested?, and more importantly, will it face a Kangaroo court?.

Moonlight · 12-05-23, 11:23 AM

Fancy a slap-up meal? Waitresses at Japanese restaurant charge £1.60 to slap you in the face (and it's a huge hit!)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...slap-face.html

What a whacky world we live in.

em2nought · 12-07-23, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonlight

I know there's somewhere in London with houses that have stood empty for over a decade, these houses are worth £3 million pound or more, Arab princes and multi millionaires own them but never visit them, go forth and steal them, you have the courts on your side.

Would make an excellent South Park episode for Cartman.

Jimbuna · 12-08-23, 06:28 AM

Worker At Chinese Brewery Filmed Peeing In Tank

The China-based Tsingtao Brewery is facing a brouhaha thanks to a now-viral video that reportedly shows a worker at one of the company’s factories peeing into a tank.

The video, which was posted Thursday on the Chinese social media platform Weibo, shows a man in a worker’s uniform urinating in the tank, according to the BBC.

Tsingtao has not confirmed whether the culprit worked at the factory.

A Chinese language business publication quoted by the BBC claims neither the person who urinated in the tank nor the person who took the video were “direct employees” of Tsingtao.

Tsingtao released a statement saying that the batch of malt in the tank had been sealed off from use and that the urination had been reported at the “first opportunity,” according to CNBC.

“The company places high importance on the media reports and has reported the matter to the public security authorities at the first opportunity. The public security authorities are presently involved in the investigation,” according to the statement.

Of course, there were jokes on social media, with one person commenting, “I’ve always said the beer here is like horse pee. Turns out I was wrong,” and another quipping, “Thanks, I think I’ll have wine instead,” per the South China Morning Post.

The incident may have been great fodder for cheap laughs, but not for beer sales.

Tsingtao Brewery shares fell sharply on Monday when the Shanghai Stock Exchange opened, but recovered by the afternoon, CNBC reported.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...b0c855610221a9

Jimbuna · 12-09-23, 06:13 AM

Scientists make VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird

Researchers have developed VR goggles for laboratory mice to simulate a life of freedom - and let them feel what it's like to be hunted by a bird.

No, it's not 1 April - these compact virtual reality specs really have been custom-built to perfectly fit a mouse.

Dubbed Miniature Rodent Stereo Illumination VR (iMRSIV), the headgear is made up of two lenses and two screens, split between both eyes to give the rodents an immersive 3D picture.

Like VR for humans, the mice cannot see the outside world and are made to feel like they're somewhere else.

But unlike the headsets we might wear, which wrap around our heads, these perch in front of the mouse's face.
https://news.sky.com/story/scientist...-bird-13025632

12-02-23, 08:59 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	‘Alien corpses’ unveiled by scientists confirmed as ‘not human’ after DNA revelation The pair of Mexican 'alien corpses' initially unveiled by scientists have been confirmed as 'not human' in recent developments. Back in September, a rather unexpected discovery was made in the form of two ‘non-human’ corpses believed to be 1,000 years old. The bodies were presented during a congressional hearing in Mexico City by journalist and ufologist Jaime Maussan, who claimed they had been analyzed by the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM), where scientists established an age by extracting DNA and using radiocarbon dating. Maussan, speaking under oath at the San Lazaro Legislative Congress, said: “These specimens are not part of our terrestrial evolution… These aren’t beings that were found after a UFO wreckage. They were found in diatom [algae] mines, and were later fossilised.” The two mummified corpses were displayed in windowed boxes, having been retrieved from Cusco in Peru. https://www.unilad.com/news/alien-co...18658-20231201 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-05-23, 01:03 AM	#3
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,757 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	As long as it stays away from my neck!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

12-05-23, 06:40 AM	#4
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,522 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	EXCLUSIVE Shameless squatter who moved into pensioner's empty home then sold it for £540,000 insists he didn't 'steal' the property - and says HE has been left £255,000 out of pocket because of legal fees https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ners-home.html If this Migrant Currant can break into an empty house and steal it from the original owner then I'm sure the real British people can do the same, all those currants in Westminster and every other second homeowner should be trembling in their beds at night. I know there's somewhere in London with houses that have stood empty for over a decade, these houses are worth £3 million pound or more, Arab princes and multi millionaires own them but never visit them, go forth and steal them, you have the courts on your side. I'd tell you where they are but that wouldn't be fair on anyone else would it, check youtube for urban explorers in London, you'll get a huge clue as to there whereabouts. You're still here!, get searching for them you daft pillocks. Edit These mansions below are not the ones I saw years ago, but it just gives you a glimpse of what is actually out there. __________________ Last edited by Moonlight; 12-05-23 at 09:26 AM.

12-05-23, 09:07 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Escaped kangaroo captured after punching Canadian officer Dec 4 (Reuters) - A kangaroo that escaped its handlers during transport to a new home was captured on Monday east of Toronto after a weekend in the wild, but not before delivering a punch in the face to one of the police officers who brought her run to an end. The female kangaroo hopped over her handlers late on Thursday during a rest stop at the Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm in Ontario, the park's supervisor and head keeper, Cameron Preyde, told CBC. https://www.reuters.com/world/americ...er-2023-12-04/ __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-05-23, 10:26 AM	#6
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,522 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	^Did the Kangaroo get arrested?, and more importantly, will it face a Kangaroo court?. __________________

12-05-23, 11:23 AM	#7
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,522 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Fancy a slap-up meal? Waitresses at Japanese restaurant charge £1.60 to slap you in the face (and it's a huge hit!) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...slap-face.html What a whacky world we live in. __________________

12-08-23, 06:28 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Worker At Chinese Brewery Filmed Peeing In Tank The China-based Tsingtao Brewery is facing a brouhaha thanks to a now-viral video that reportedly shows a worker at one of the company’s factories peeing into a tank. The video, which was posted Thursday on the Chinese social media platform Weibo, shows a man in a worker’s uniform urinating in the tank, according to the BBC. Tsingtao has not confirmed whether the culprit worked at the factory. A Chinese language business publication quoted by the BBC claims neither the person who urinated in the tank nor the person who took the video were “direct employees” of Tsingtao. Tsingtao released a statement saying that the batch of malt in the tank had been sealed off from use and that the urination had been reported at the “first opportunity,” according to CNBC. “The company places high importance on the media reports and has reported the matter to the public security authorities at the first opportunity. The public security authorities are presently involved in the investigation,” according to the statement. Of course, there were jokes on social media, with one person commenting, “I’ve always said the beer here is like horse pee. Turns out I was wrong,” and another quipping, “Thanks, I think I’ll have wine instead,” per the South China Morning Post. The incident may have been great fodder for cheap laughs, but not for beer sales. Tsingtao Brewery shares fell sharply on Monday when the Shanghai Stock Exchange opened, but recovered by the afternoon, CNBC reported. https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...b0c855610221a9 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-23, 06:13 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Scientists make VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird Researchers have developed VR goggles for laboratory mice to simulate a life of freedom - and let them feel what it's like to be hunted by a bird. No, it's not 1 April - these compact virtual reality specs really have been custom-built to perfectly fit a mouse. Dubbed Miniature Rodent Stereo Illumination VR (iMRSIV), the headgear is made up of two lenses and two screens, split between both eyes to give the rodents an immersive 3D picture. Like VR for humans, the mice cannot see the outside world and are made to feel like they're somewhere else. But unlike the headsets we might wear, which wrap around our heads, these perch in front of the mouse's face. https://news.sky.com/story/scientist...-bird-13025632 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!