What happens to The Avon Lady?

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by STEED

As I recall AL posted a comment she dose voluntary work, I'm sure AL will be back.

I can just see it now, like a scene from "BlackHawke down" Avons out on voluntary duty when all of a sudden theres a loud explosion she catches a glimps of an Isreali helicopter going down, the sight of one of her own crashing into enemy territory begins a transformation that only her husband would know about. He grins to himself, yeah thats my woman. What happens moments later is a sight to be seen Avon is no more Mrs avon lady from subsim. No Avon is... "The Avon Lady!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MUST do something! She stares into hubbys eyes he nods, do what you must do my dear.
She heads of into the valley of death to rescue her fallen comrades, zig zagging the enemies bullets, they're no match for her as she makes her way to them one by one she takes them out breaking there necks like if they were chickens.
An enemy screams, 'what is this weapon of isreal!
Oh i aint just a weapon, im the Avon lady fool! KA-POW!
The dazed and confused guy pleads for mercy.
Avon stares into his blood thirsty eyes, his soul shudders. Listen to me! Isreal is not your enemy fool, the enemy of this world are those who sell free mods!
Free mods? What are you talking about!.
Quiet! SLAP!
I will spare your life, heed my words for i am the Avon lady - go to your leader and let them know what you witness this day. And remeber this, Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold!

The enemy lifts himself up shaken but grateful his life has been spared then hurries off into the darkness, mumbling to himself the words that he will never forget... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold...



Ok sorry got carried away there for a sec. You and your family take care Avon.

[The Avon Lady]

It's obvious that Kiwi has memorized all the "Wonder Women" episodes by heart.