From the outrageous conspiracy files. The Titanic never sank.

[Commander Wallace]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Ergo: All the victims in the frigid, glassy moonless waters must have had a sudden case of the "the 401 blues"?!

Not only that but a lot of the guests on the Titanic left the water running in their bathtubs.

Originally Posted by mapuc

Elvis-He's the kitchen manager on the restaurant at the end of the universe.
His End-of-Time soufflé is a masterpiece I have been told.

Markus

I thought that was Vienna or Rockstar that was the Kitchen manager at the end of the universe.