Best of SUBSIM noms - Funniest Post of the Year

[Onkel Neal]

Onkel Neal has made a Best of SUBSIM nomination.
Category:

Funniest Post

Post: Clever and funny, esp. the part about thunder :)
Forum: General Topics

Posted by: Platapus
Nominated Post: My new Toilet

I finally decided to replace the crappy builder's (non)quality toilet in our main bathroom. Ours really was bad.


Naturally, The Frau wanted something modern and fancy. Why not? So I ordered one.



Equally naturally, this was made in China because... everything is made in China these days. :)


So the directions are in Chinese transliterated into English and you know that's gonna be fun!


One of the first warnings was


"Do not install this product in damp places such as bathrooms" :doh: I guess I am supposed to install this toilet in the living room??


Another warning


"Do not use this product when you are out of your mind". I will keep that under advisement.



Finally


"Pull out the [power] plug when it thunders" This especially concerns me as often when I use the toilet there is thunder. :oops:


But in any case, the new throne works better than I imagined. Glad I got it.


Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app. :D