HAPPY BIRTHDAY REECE!

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by ET2SN

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".