HAPPY BIRTHDAY REECE! - Page 2

ET2SN · 10-05-21, 07:29 PM

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

August · 10-05-21, 08:21 PM

Look "down under" the hat

Happy Birthday!

Reece · 10-05-21, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Look "down under" the hat

Happy Birthday!

I see, I see . . . nothing Dave!!

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Originally Posted by ET2SN

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

Yes that would be my luck!!

Thanks again all, I appreciate it.

Commander Wallace · 10-06-21, 06:11 AM

It seems I missed the party.

Happy belated birthday Reece and many, many more. I hope you had a great day there, especially with family and friends.

~ All the best~

Arlo · 10-06-21, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

Oh, that looks good.

Jimbuna · 10-06-21, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ET2SN

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

nikimcbee · 10-06-21, 07:28 PM

Crickey, Happy b-day!

Mork_417 · 10-06-21, 07:51 PM

Happy Birthday Sir.

Commander Wallace · 10-06-21, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Arlo

Oh, that looks good.

I have had Cognac, cake like that and strawberries and it is indeed great.

Reece · 10-07-21, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Arlo

Oh, that looks good.

Yes but thanks to CW it's mine, all mine!!

nikimcbee · 10-08-21, 12:36 PM

Is it all the Fosters you can drink

, then we are going to Outback for dinner?

Reece · 10-08-21, 06:17 PM

Sounds like a good idea to me Jason!!

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Originally Posted by Mork_417

Happy Birthday Sir.

Thanks mate!

mapuc · 10-09-21, 02:16 PM

From all of us here on Subsim.

A gift we know you'll appreciate

vienna · 10-09-21, 02:58 PM

Catching up, again...

Hope you had a great birthday, Reece; you're edging up to join some of the rest of us in the "7 decades Club", hope you make it to join and hope you are able to join even more 'decades' clubs; good health, good luck, and good life to you and yours...

<O>

Texas Red · 10-10-21, 12:32 AM

Happy Belated (

) Birthday, Reece!!

I hope you had an excellent birthday, and I wish you a wonderful year filled with friends and family; with many more glorious years on your way.
May Death not touch your family for this year and the years to come
May grief and strife not touch your family for this year and the years to come

Let this year and your many more years be filled with untold blessings and majestic peacefulness.

My apologies if that was a bit too poetic. If I want to make this short I might as well make it memorable!

10-05-21, 08:21 PM	#17
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Look "down under" the hat Happy Birthday! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Crickey, Happy b-day! __________________

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Mork_417 Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DB-15 Posts: 851 Downloads: 263 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday Sir. __________________ Heading to AM49.(U-553)

10-08-21, 12:36 PM	#26
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Is it all the Fosters you can drink, then we are going to Outback for dinner? __________________

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Catching up, again... Hope you had a great birthday, Reece; you're edging up to join some of the rest of us in the "7 decades Club", hope you make it to join and hope you are able to join even more 'decades' clubs; good health, good luck, and good life to you and yours... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

10-05-21, 07:29 PM	#16
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day. "Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed." "I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young". "You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse". "What's so bad about that?" "The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

10-06-21, 06:11 AM	#19
Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	It seems I missed the party. Happy belated birthday Reece and many, many more. I hope you had a great day there, especially with family and friends. ~ All the best~

10-10-21, 12:32 AM	#30
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	Happy Belated () Birthday, Reece!! I hope you had an excellent birthday, and I wish you a wonderful year filled with friends and family; with many more glorious years on your way. May Death not touch your family for this year and the years to come May grief and strife not touch your family for this year and the years to come Let this year and your many more years be filled with untold blessings and majestic peacefulness. My apologies if that was a bit too poetic. If I want to make this short I might as well make it memorable! __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!