Three Wishes - Page 3

Spoon 11th · 04-07-14, 12:33 PM

1. Obama for janitor 2016
2. Obama for janitor 2020
3. Obama for janitor 2024

Wolferz · 04-07-14, 12:37 PM

^

Though I think janitor is being a bit generous.

mapuc · 04-07-14, 02:33 PM

Ups I thought that the word "janitor" was some kind of slang for Presidency

That made me also think -if his wishes comes true he will not be popular

Markus

nikimcbee · 04-07-14, 03:33 PM

1. Turn Steed into a Tory.
(poof)

2. Have Margaret Thatcher's ghost take over Bossmark's body.
(poof)

(Hullo Steed, over here! Let's hit the pub!)

3. Wish for three more wishes.

TarJak · 04-07-14, 05:14 PM

McBee to understand cricket

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

This train to move faster.

nikimcbee · 04-07-14, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

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somehow I have failed.

Needs more curry?

fireftr18 · 04-07-14, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon 11th

1. Obama for janitor 2016
2. Obama for janitor 2020
3. Obama for janitor 2024

Have to be trustworthy to be janitor. How about ditch digger?

Wolferz · 04-07-14, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Have to be trustworthy to be janitor. How about ditch digger?

Plumber... at the Watergate office complex.

Armistead · 04-07-14, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'd need a trillion bucks for some of those ladies out there. Or nice thick beer goggles.

Can you imagine your dilemma if you went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show? All those thoughts in your head and the immediate response from all the ladies in the auditorium.

Side of beef... RARE!

When I met my wife she was a model and I was trying to get into her thong, now I try to stay out of the granny panties...

My how time changes things...

Texas Red · 05-28-20, 09:59 PM

The title says it all. Name your top three wishes.

Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.

You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times.

Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that.

THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE
THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM *1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true*

Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words.

Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true.

I'll name mine:

1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal.
2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories.
3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6.

That is all

Jimbuna · 05-29-20, 05:54 AM

Been done many times already and here is just one of the examples...

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...ghlight=wishes

Jimbuna · 05-29-20, 10:24 AM

It don't matter, forget the above, threads merged.

August · 05-29-20, 04:03 PM

I'm not greedy.

1. Myself, my wife and all my family as well as my friends and their families are given healthy bodies with the physical age of 21.
2. All of the above are made extremely wealthy.
3. The genie gets his freedom.

Sailor Steve · 05-30-20, 10:55 PM

Now that I think about it again:

1. Make the unmentionable malady stop.

2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop.

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

Texas Red · 05-30-20, 11:00 PM

Sorry, I didn't know that there was an exact replica of the thread I created. My bad!

Quote:

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

Sailor Steve, that is spot on with my fourth wish. I don't do dead is dead, but my computer decides when my career ends sadly.

04-07-14, 12:37 PM	#32
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	^ Though I think janitor is being a bit generous. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-07-14, 03:33 PM	#34
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	1. Turn Steed into a Tory. (poof) 2. Have Margaret Thatcher's ghost take over Bossmark's body. (poof) (Hullo Steed, over here! Let's hit the pub!) 3. Wish for three more wishes. __________________

05-28-20, 09:59 PM	#40
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	Name your top three wishes The title says it all. Name your top three wishes. *Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.* You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times. Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that. THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM 1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words. Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true. I'll name mine: 1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal. 2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories. 3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6. That is all __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

05-29-20, 05:54 AM	#41
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Been done many times already and here is just one of the examples... https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...ghlight=wishes __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-29-20, 10:24 AM	#42
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It don't matter, forget the above, threads merged. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-07-14, 12:33 PM	#31
Spoon 11th Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 689 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	1. Obama for janitor 2016 2. Obama for janitor 2020 3. Obama for janitor 2024

04-07-14, 02:33 PM	#33
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Ups I thought that the word "janitor" was some kind of slang for Presidency That made me also think -if his wishes comes true he will not be popular Markus

04-07-14, 05:14 PM	#35
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	McBee to understand cricket Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July This train to move faster.

05-29-20, 04:03 PM	#43
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,206 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm not greedy. 1. Myself, my wife and all my family as well as my friends and their families are given healthy bodies with the physical age of 21. 2. All of the above are made extremely wealthy. 3. The genie gets his freedom.

05-30-20, 10:55 PM	#44
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Now that I think about it again: 1. Make the unmentionable malady stop. 2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop. 3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo