Three Wishes
 

What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes.

What would they be?http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...arbaraeden.jpg

If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal.:stare:

1. Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber.
2. Make me impervious to any and all harm.
3. Three more wishes.

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish. :D

Then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uazqvQuYi-w

She's old enough to be your gramma.:O:

That just makes it a bit more naughty. :D

1. Global thermonuclear war
2. A global killer to impact Earth
3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply

Thanks Barbara.

Three wishes

1. Barbara Eden
2. Barbara Feldon
3. Bucket of Viagra

Yeah, I will call the hospital *after* the four hours and take my chances. :yeah:

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show. :up:

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

Ohh, a Z-Apocalypse, that's clever!
This way Earth won't suffer that much and we just disappear so the planet can start over without us... a global killer would lengthen this progress a little I guess...

This :yep::D

Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber?

The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy.:huh: Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts.:yep:

Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys.:smug: If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall.:rock:

Kneel before Zod!:arrgh!:

The Jedi temple is now hiring.

Sith Lord dreams these are. http://www.smilies.4-user.de/include...e_star_132.gif

The worlds largest lottery jackpot win.

Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends.

Lock this thread.

:har:
I'm only laughing because wealth won't bring you happiness.
I'm sure the crown will be very happy.
False happiness like a grinning Zombie?:D

Genie says; "I can't lock the thread, Jim because nobody is breaking the rules. Next wish." " Oh wait. You're done. You happy, wealthy fellow, you.":yep:

Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of :O: