The Bilge

Armistead · 09-26-17, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

As chief-of- the-boat, the petty cash, mostly coins stolen from Tango's collection tithe-box anyway, is hidden in my spare sock for use as a 'billy' on mutinous crewmen who shirk their Bilge duty. A PM to fearless leader Wolferz has proved unavailing...as yet..

and who the hell made you COB?

Aktungbby · 09-26-17, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktunk, I'm promoting you to COB so you'll be positioned directly under me. Time to start whipping the crew into shape....

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

NOT HAPPENIN"!!! I know what You use 'cobs positioned directly under you' for!

'Specially since fearless leader is locked in the head with the pigboat's TP allotment...buffing his Rat's tail scales to a gleam! We are forced to be innovative....you get back the TP and use the corn to feed the nanny-goat and I'll reconsider and if ya wanna teach Tango, the chef-padre, to make corn pone with bilgebrew gravy 'n grits ....well I've dined in Southern truck stops; it beats Breitlingspülver.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktung, you will follow orders. Everyone must know their position, you're under me, Swamp is under you and so on. Sorry, everyone can't be on top. Imagine a branch diagram chart, there's Wolferz, then me under him, you under me. Your position is most important, because you have several men under you at the same time, all looking for your guidance.

Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....

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Originally Posted by Armistead

and who the hell made you COB?

U DID! And after not so gentle persuasion at that! You're obviously not not taking your ARICEPT again; your memory is slipping and the only thing that 'gets hard' on U these days is your arteries

so I'll feel a lot safer when you're 'standing behind me ...all the way...

which is a relief to me since Fearless Leader, Wolferz, absconded with all of the Aft-o-Glide when he went AWOL.

Armistead · 09-26-17, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

U DID! And after not so gentle persuasion at that! You're obviously not not taking your ARICEPT again; your memory is slipping and the only thing that 'gets hard' on U these days is your arteries

so I'll feel a lot safer when you're 'standing behind me ...all the way...

which is a relief to me since Fearless Leader, Wolferz, absconded with all of the Aft-o-Glide when he went AWOL.

oh, I did....OK.....as you were...Hopefully we get ole bucket of boats out to sea soon..

Armistead · 12-23-17, 10:36 PM

Merry Christmas Rats...

Hope all you guys are doing well and having a great holiday. Often wonder how some of my old buddies are doing, Wern, Wolferz, Blow, Bigdog, Ancient, Fire, so many from a decade ago. Guess it's been a few years since I've played, but some good times.

Many blessing to you all!

Aktungbby · 12-24-17, 01:56 AM

AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS 2 U!

Eichhörnchen · 12-24-17, 03:41 AM

Wot, The Bilge? Again? Merry Christmas, Bilge Rats

fireftr18 · 12-24-17, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Merry Christmas Rats...

Hope all you guys are doing well and having a great holiday. Often wonder how some of my old buddies are doing, Wern, Wolferz, Blow, Bigdog, Ancient, Fire, so many from a decade ago. Guess it's been a few years since I've played, but some good times.

Many blessing to you all!

Thank you sir, the the same back at ya!

It's been 10 years? Doesn't seem like it. Those were some fun times over at the Ubisoft forum. Glad so many moved to here when Ubisoft messed it up.

Eichhörnchen · 12-25-17, 09:24 AM

Where's Wolferz?

Aktungbby · 12-25-17, 12:39 PM

PM'S TO FEARLESS LEADER ARE NOT ANSWERED; I'M A LITTLE WORRIED

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Rats... Hope all you guys are doing well and having a great holiday. Often wonder how some of my old buddies are doing, Wern, Wolferz, Blow, Bigdog, Ancient, Fire, so many from a decade ago. Guess it's been a few years since I've played, but some good times. Many blessing to you all! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,080 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	PM'S TO FEARLESS LEADER ARE NOT ANSWERED; I'M A LITTLE WORRIED __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!