The Bilge - Page 112

Aktungbby · 11-09-16, 01:03 PM

Well since DONNA 52522

has left our ranks...we need a new 'glass ceiling' BILGE member and Melania Trump should 'fill the bill' nicely imho

A 'trove of treasure' there! Armistead can hardly object: N. Carolina went for Trump and he likes models

!

Wolferz · 11-09-16, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

that's wolferz's lap you're sitting in..

Sitting in my lap is like sitting on a tree.

Eichhörnchen · 11-10-16, 06:45 AM

Please let's not go there

Aktungbby · 11-10-16, 12:55 PM

^Wooden that B nice

Eichhörnchen · 11-10-16, 04:26 PM

Oh, fir Pete's sake...

Aktungbby · 11-10-16, 05:22 PM

I wonder if the Donald's first lady elect will ever be accused of Slovenly behavior!

Now that Betanov's outta the Brig (where I've spent a little time) his Cheese-cake insight wood B utilitarian upon this grave matter.

Eichhörnchen · 11-10-16, 05:31 PM

It wood

Eichhörnchen · 12-14-16, 07:58 PM

Talking of wood, can't someone light a fire or something and warm this bloody place up... it's nearly Christmas! Have you got anything that'll burn, Aktung? What about that huge pile of stinking, rigid socks under Wolferz's bunk?

Wolferz · 12-15-16, 11:04 AM

Melania is wearing less than the gouda princess was and her picture is still here.

Must be that thing with the wealthy aristocracy.

Cheeses me off a bit is all.

Eichhörnchen · 12-15-16, 11:08 AM

Cheese... yes we must get a cheese board in for Christmas. That's the cook's job isn't it? Where the hell is he again?

Aktungbby · 12-15-16, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Cheese... yes we must get a cheese board in for Christmas. That's the cook's job isn't it? Where the hell is he again?

Did you say Roquefort or...ROGUEFORT!??

Eichhörnchen · 12-15-16, 01:04 PM

She's wearing too many clothes

fireftr18 · 12-16-16, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Talking of wood, can't someone light a fire or something and warm this bloody place up... it's nearly Christmas! Have you got anything that'll burn, Aktung? What about that huge pile of stinking, rigid socks under Wolferz's bunk?

Don't you dare burn those socks. They're bad enough just laying there. At least they're manageable. Burn them, then we all have to breath that nastiness. It'll get in our lungs and who knows what kind of sickness we'll get.

Wolferz · 12-16-16, 10:56 PM

With a clothes pin on yer nose.
Those stiff crusty socks are for getting a bigger bounty from old saint Nick.

Just don't eat the candy or the toe jam..

Eichhörnchen · 12-17-16, 03:34 AM

You ought to use one in place of your current sig pic: something else that's long, rigid and deadly

"Tomorrow never comes if you get a whiff of this"

11-09-16, 01:03 PM	#1666
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,106 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	A concession nomination Well since DONNA 52522 has left our ranks...we need a new 'glass ceiling' BILGE member and Melania Trump should 'fill the bill' nicely imho A 'trove of treasure' there! Armistead can hardly object: N. Carolina went for Trump and he likes models! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-10-16, 06:45 AM	#1668
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Please let's not go there __________________

11-10-16, 12:55 PM	#1669
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,106 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	^Wooden that B nice __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-10-16, 04:26 PM	#1670
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Oh, fir Pete's sake... __________________

11-10-16, 05:22 PM	#1671
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,106 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I wonder if the Donald's first lady elect will ever be accused of Slovenly behavior! Now that Betanov's outta the Brig (where I've spent a little time) his Cheese-cake insight wood B utilitarian upon this grave matter. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-10-16, 05:31 PM	#1672
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	It wood __________________

12-14-16, 07:58 PM	#1673
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Talking of wood, can't someone light a fire or something and warm this bloody place up... it's nearly Christmas! Have you got anything that'll burn, Aktung? What about that huge pile of stinking, rigid socks under Wolferz's bunk? __________________

12-15-16, 11:04 AM	#1674
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Jiminy!!! Melania is wearing less than the gouda princess was and her picture is still here. Must be that thing with the wealthy aristocracy. Cheeses me off a bit is all. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-15-16, 11:08 AM	#1675
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Cheese... yes we must get a cheese board in for Christmas. That's the cook's job isn't it? Where the hell is he again? __________________

12-15-16, 01:04 PM	#1677
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	She's wearing too many clothes __________________

12-16-16, 10:56 PM	#1679
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Hung by the chimney with care With a clothes pin on yer nose. Those stiff crusty socks are for getting a bigger bounty from old saint Nick. Just don't eat the candy or the toe jam.. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-17-16, 03:34 AM	#1680
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You ought to use one in place of your current sig pic: something else that's long, rigid and deadly "Tomorrow never comes if you get a whiff of this" __________________