The Bilge - Page 111

Eichhörnchen · 08-27-16, 12:59 PM

"Piss off with that..."

Armistead · 08-28-16, 04:43 PM

We made our first attempt last night, but something went wrong. It seems the fart and letting go of the prop must be better timed.... Aktung, after 3 extra servings farted before he let go of the prop. The sail doesn't work right with the wings, so somehow the sail must be deployed after flight has ended... Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?

Tango589 · 08-31-16, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?

Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???

Catfish · 08-31-16, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???

If the Titanic fished us out, we would have enough ice for Aktung's moonshine

Aktungbby · 08-31-16, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

ice for Aktung's moonshine

NO NO! Moonshine's fer Redneck white-trash where DamnedYankee is still all one word

and the only real plumbing is: http://airshipdaily.com/moonshine/

Here in the world's wine capital since 1976 (intenshunal insult), http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/bottle-shock-2008 we effete-snob trash make our own brandy

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Homemade-Brandy

In either case we B on the lookout fer revenuers...and copper thieves!

Otherwise an old bath tub will do. http://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/14183961-how-to-make-watermelon-moonshine-step-by-step-with-pictures

Tango589 · 09-23-16, 06:03 AM

I'm cross about the lack of attendance in the Confessional. You all seem to be a Godless, heathen bunch whose souls are doomed to spend eternity in Damnation. Would a pint of Bilge Brew for each attendee entice anyone?

Eichhörnchen · 09-23-16, 08:35 AM

Bake us a nice cake and you're on

Aktungbby · 09-23-16, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Bake us a nice cake and you're on

That could prove a 'torte-ous' endeavor in the Bilge It's tough baking with the gas oven when the schnorkel is ....erect!

" let 'em eat cake"??!!>

awarded for keeping abreast of events in the galley

to celebrate our ship's new figurehead

Served with a little Cutty Sark of course!>

https://www.flickr.com/photos/itsyourdaycakes/galleries/72157623516555687/

Catfish · 09-23-16, 04:07 PM

Ahh Nannie Dee.. right from the horse's .. tail

Armistead · 09-23-16, 05:58 PM

please turn over all your blow up doll flotation devices to me for inspection.

fireftr18 · 09-25-16, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Served with a little Cutty Sark of course!

Fitting whiskey for The Bilge. It's a good complement to Bilge Brew.

Armistead · 09-26-16, 10:26 AM

Can someone find the Christmas decorations! I'd like to get the sub decorated the day after Halloween.

Eichhörnchen · 09-26-16, 01:42 PM

Are we having a real tree this year? I don't like sitting in the plastic one, it's not very comfortable.

Armistead · 10-01-16, 07:23 PM

Checking the notes, the last annual board meeting we postponed on this day in 2014 will be postponed until 2017, please mark your calendars. This was also the day that Wolferz took pilgrimage to the head so this day will be a sub holiday in his honor.

Armistead · 10-01-16, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Are we having a real tree this year? I don't like sitting in the plastic one, it's not very comfortable.

that's wolferz's lap you're sitting in..

08-27-16, 12:59 PM	#1651
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08-28-16, 04:43 PM	#1652
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	We made our first attempt last night, but something went wrong. It seems the fart and letting go of the prop must be better timed.... Aktung, after 3 extra servings farted before he let go of the prop. The sail doesn't work right with the wings, so somehow the sail must be deployed after flight has ended... Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up? __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-23-16, 06:03 AM	#1656
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I'm cross about the lack of attendance in the Confessional. You all seem to be a Godless, heathen bunch whose souls are doomed to spend eternity in Damnation. Would a pint of Bilge Brew for each attendee entice anyone? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

09-23-16, 08:35 AM	#1657
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,459 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bake us a nice cake and you're on __________________

09-23-16, 04:07 PM	#1659
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,800 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Ahh Nannie Dee.. right from the horse's .. tail __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-23-16, 05:58 PM	#1660
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	please turn over all your blow up doll flotation devices to me for inspection. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-26-16, 10:26 AM	#1662
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Can someone find the Christmas decorations! I'd like to get the sub decorated the day after Halloween. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-26-16, 01:42 PM	#1663
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,459 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Are we having a real tree this year? I don't like sitting in the plastic one, it's not very comfortable. __________________

10-01-16, 07:23 PM	#1664
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Checking the notes, the last annual board meeting we postponed on this day in 2014 will be postponed until 2017, please mark your calendars. This was also the day that Wolferz took pilgrimage to the head so this day will be a sub holiday in his honor. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 10-01-16 at 10:29 PM.