China Bans Reincarnation Without Government Permission.

STEED · 03-05-16, 06:12 AM

I agree, last thing the China's rulers want is all these monks coming back as pubic lice crawling around their privates! Some top official half way though a big speech then Wham-O down stairs suddenly becomes very itchy!

Cybermat47 · 03-05-16, 06:24 AM

If reincarnation is real, then doesn't this mean that every living being has reincarnated without permission, specifically any babies born just the law was announced?

Jimbuna · 03-05-16, 08:49 AM

I'd have thought China would have far more concern for its current economic decline but it does go to show how deeply paranoid the state still is on certain historical issues.

Commander Wallace · 03-05-16, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'd have thought China would have far more concern for its current economic decline but it does go to show how deeply paranoid the state still is on certain historical issues.

Exactly. That and it should be concerned at developments in the South China Sea.

Eichhörnchen · 03-05-16, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

If reincarnation is real, then doesn't this mean that every living being has reincarnated without permission?

Bit like Windows 10 then... you will be automatically updated, with or without your permission

Fr8monkey · 03-05-16, 11:01 AM

They also banned depiction of gay relationships, smoking, drinking, adultery, and cleavage from TV.

If there wasn't any country named, I'd think the right-wing evangelicals were elected...

Jimbuna · 03-05-16, 11:10 AM

Sounds like 1984 has been reincarnated in 2016.

Aktungbby · 03-05-16, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fr8monkey

They also banned depiction of gay relationships, smoking, drinking, adultery, and cleavage from TV.

If there wasn't any country named, I'd think the right-wing evangelicals were elected...

WEll they gotta have some cleavage on TV or there won't be any cooking shows

Skybird · 03-05-16, 11:48 AM

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

Since we are at it, does anyone know the current tax to be paid for an apocalypse?

There are wise people and there are dumb people, and there also are big apes.

And then there are fanciless apparatchicks.

August · 03-05-16, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

Since we are at it, does anyone know the current tax to be paid for an apocalypse?

There are wise people and there are dumb people, and there also are big apes.

And then there are fanciless apparatchicks.

And then there are self righteous complainers who divorce themselves from the world in order to criticize everyone and everything around them.

Fr8monkey · 03-05-16, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

If you are saved, better make sure your passport is up to date before the rapture.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I agree, last thing the China's rulers want is all these monks coming back as pubic lice crawling around their privates! Some top official half way though a big speech then Wham-O down stairs suddenly becomes very itchy! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'd have thought China would have far more concern for its current economic decline but it does go to show how deeply paranoid the state still is on certain historical issues. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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