How to beat Muslim air forces ;)

Skybird · 04-12-06, 05:42 AM

Instead of Agent Orange we simply need to spray the whole place with hair restorer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4901414.stm

Reminds me of a campaign from Germany several years ago, a spot against Neonazis. It showed rightwing radicals with their right arm raised for the HitlergruÃŸ, and commented in a very sad and compassionate tone on the massive handicaps they are facing in everyday life, and that they deserve our sympathy and help in their misery: doors in lifts do not shut with their arms between the doors, on a party they cannot move around and turn without pushing glasses and hitting guests, in bed with their girlsfriends the girl always must be on top, for it doesn't work the other way around; and they always need to call their mummies if they want to go shopping, for they run the risk of braking their arm when hanging too many bags on it (not to mention the difficulty to reach for their purse and pay).

TLAM Strike · 04-12-06, 07:33 AM

(Iâ€™m going to need a rimshot on this one)
Defeat Muslim air forces? Simple light their flying carpets on fire.

I like how they say â€œPakistan's air force says standards must be maintainedâ€ while the image above shows a bunch of guys screwing around with an old MiG-17. Some standardsâ€¦

Ohhh I'm really scared they got a MiG-17! RUNNNN!!!!

STEED · 04-12-06, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

(Iâ€™m going to need a rimshot on this one)
Defeat Muslim air forces? Simple light their flying carpets on fire.

I like how they say â€œPakistan's air force says standards must be maintainedâ€ while the image above shows a bunch of guys screwing around with an old MiG-17. Some standardsâ€¦

Ohhh I'm really scared they got a MiG-17! RUNNNN!!!!

Now thatâ€™s what I call sarcastic humour with style.

GunnersMate · 04-12-06, 08:14 AM

Shave beards for infriltration and terrorism sure no prob but shave for regulations and plain common sense oh hell no

I say let him grow his beard as long as he wants and send him in a Su-27 and have him perform Cobra manuvuers at 25K.
Moron

Abraham · 04-12-06, 04:15 PM

I have the impression that this is more an eastern cultural thing than a strict Muslim habit. Egypthian, Syrian and Jordanian muslims certainly don't grow beards.
I think it would have been more fair to Muslims to call the thread: "How to beat the Pakistan Air Force".
Just my opinion.
The article is fun though.
Do their pilots wear flight suits or what...?

GunnersMate · 04-12-06, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Abraham

Do their pilots wear flight suits or what...?

<picturing a turban instead of helmet>
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

tycho102 · 04-12-06, 09:20 PM

Wow. Seperation of religion and military. That is noteworthy.

When General Musharraf dies, all this "progressive" stuff will die with him. I have read that the Muslim royality has -- historically -- held themselves "aloof" from fundamentalist Islam. That is to say, they were the ones that compromised rather than declaring another jihad against another rival. And for Pakistan, it seems to me, Musharraf follows this philosophy.

From time to time, a Newton, a Madam Curie, a Musharraf, a Tycho Brahe (and that little putz of a mathematician, Kepler!) come along and make some fairly extraordinary advancements...even in the barren midst of the desert.

Skybird · 04-13-06, 05:16 AM

ehem... Musharaf has no place in that noble circle you are mentioning... Really.

"Jemand ist nicht dein Freund, nur weil er auf eine Lumperei gegen dich verzichtet."

Kapitan · 04-13-06, 05:55 AM

I think i would rather go to war in a sopwith camel than in that mig there, probly get more kills in it too.

Tchocky · 04-13-06, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan

I think i would rather go to war in a sopwith camel than in that mig there, probly get more kills in it too.

And that wind-in-your-hair factor.....no competition

Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense · 04-13-06, 06:29 AM

all very romantic indeed... and i can sympathize... but i'll take the MIG over the camel anyday...

sorrrreeeeee... in a game of aerial combat, there'll only be one winner... and if i'm playing, i plan to be that one

on a slightly less humorous point guys... and one which i feel compelled to make, seeing the direction of recent postings here lately... there are quite a few some Muslim members of this community... members like you and me... members who might be a lil taken with this sort of thread...

the guy next door to you in London... the cute lil secretary in the next cubicle... Cat Stevens... the Australian office manager putting the shrimp on the barby at the cookout... the owner of the local deli... like so many Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Bhuddists, Methodists, etc... they are from a wide range of ethnicities, walks of life, preferences, etc... and they are part of this community... by their own choice...

now i realize that this thread is meant to be humorous only... please... lets keep in mind who and what we are...

--Mike

Tchocky · 04-13-06, 06:39 AM

*watches as the thread collapses under the weight of its own gravitas*

Guys, calm down

Kapitan · 04-13-06, 06:52 AM

Who we are: we are all a bunch of inteligent misfits that some how manage to get along and do our job

What we are: a band of brothers (and sisters) working together to enjoy the life or the navy

Hows that?

Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense · 04-13-06, 06:59 AM

uuhhh... i take offense to being called intelligent...

--Mike

Takeda Shingen · 04-13-06, 07:20 AM

I also take offense to Mike being called intelligent.

04-12-06, 05:42 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,679 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	How to beat Muslim air forces ;) Instead of Agent Orange we simply need to spray the whole place with hair restorer. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4901414.stm Reminds me of a campaign from Germany several years ago, a spot against Neonazis. It showed rightwing radicals with their right arm raised for the HitlergruÃŸ, and commented in a very sad and compassionate tone on the massive handicaps they are facing in everyday life, and that they deserve our sympathy and help in their misery: doors in lifts do not shut with their arms between the doors, on a party they cannot move around and turn without pushing glasses and hitting guests, in bed with their girlsfriends the girl always must be on top, for it doesn't work the other way around; and they always need to call their mummies if they want to go shopping, for they run the risk of braking their arm when hanging too many bags on it (not to mention the difficulty to reach for their purse and pay). __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

04-12-06, 07:33 AM	#2
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	(Iâ€™m going to need a rimshot on this one) Defeat Muslim air forces? Simple light their flying carpets on fire. I like how they say â€œPakistan's air force says standards must be maintainedâ€ while the image above shows a bunch of guys screwing around with an old MiG-17. Some standardsâ€¦ Ohhh I'm really scared they got a MiG-17! RUNNNN!!!! __________________

04-12-06, 08:14 AM	#4
GunnersMate Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USS Sea Tiger Posts: 251 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Shave beards for infriltration and terrorism sure no prob but shave for regulations and plain common sense oh hell no I say let him grow his beard as long as he wants and send him in a Su-27 and have him perform Cobra manuvuers at 25K. Moron __________________ \"Sir they just fired an Exocet at us!\" \"Very well, Bosn pipe Sweepers\" I\'m having trouble with the radar, sir. What\'s wrong with it? I\'ve lost the bleeps, I\'ve lost the sweeps, and I\'ve lost the creeps.

04-12-06, 04:15 PM	#5
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How to beat Muslim air forces ;) I have the impression that this is more an eastern cultural thing than a strict Muslim habit. Egypthian, Syrian and Jordanian muslims certainly don't grow beards. I think it would have been more fair to Muslims to call the thread: "How to beat the Pakistan Air Force". Just my opinion. The article is fun though. Do their pilots wear flight suits or what...? __________________ RIP Abraham

04-12-06, 09:20 PM	#7
tycho102 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,100 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wow. Seperation of religion and military. That is noteworthy. When General Musharraf dies, all this "progressive" stuff will die with him. I have read that the Muslim royality has -- historically -- held themselves "aloof" from fundamentalist Islam. That is to say, they were the ones that compromised rather than declaring another jihad against another rival. And for Pakistan, it seems to me, Musharraf follows this philosophy. From time to time, a Newton, a Madam Curie, a Musharraf, a Tycho Brahe (and that little putz of a mathematician, Kepler!) come along and make some fairly extraordinary advancements...even in the barren midst of the desert. __________________ My little Silent Hunter 4 repository

04-13-06, 05:16 AM	#8
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,679 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	ehem... Musharaf has no place in that noble circle you are mentioning... Really. "Jemand ist nicht dein Freund, nur weil er auf eine Lumperei gegen dich verzichtet." __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

04-13-06, 05:55 AM	#9
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,131 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	I think i would rather go to war in a sopwith camel than in that mig there, probly get more kills in it too. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-13-06, 06:29 AM	#11
Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense Commander Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 445 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	all very romantic indeed... and i can sympathize... but i'll take the MIG over the camel anyday... sorrrreeeeee... in a game of aerial combat, there'll only be one winner... and if i'm playing, i plan to be that one on a slightly less humorous point guys... and one which i feel compelled to make, seeing the direction of recent postings here lately... there are quite a few some Muslim members of this community... members like you and me... members who might be a lil taken with this sort of thread... the guy next door to you in London... the cute lil secretary in the next cubicle... Cat Stevens... the Australian office manager putting the shrimp on the barby at the cookout... the owner of the local deli... like so many Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Bhuddists, Methodists, etc... they are from a wide range of ethnicities, walks of life, preferences, etc... and they are part of this community... by their own choice... now i realize that this thread is meant to be humorous only... please... lets keep in mind who and what we are... --Mike

04-13-06, 06:39 AM	#12
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	watches as the thread collapses under the weight of its own gravitas Guys, calm down __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

04-13-06, 06:52 AM	#13
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,131 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	Who we are: we are all a bunch of inteligent misfits that some how manage to get along and do our job What we are: a band of brothers (and sisters) working together to enjoy the life or the navy Hows that? __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-13-06, 06:59 AM	#14
Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense Commander Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 445 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	uuhhh... i take offense to being called intelligent... --Mike

04-13-06, 07:20 AM	#15
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I also take offense to Mike being called intelligent.