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08-06-15, 01:50 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now  
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08-06-15, 01:53 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
Posts: 15,272
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now
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08-06-15, 04:49 PM
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Navy Seal
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Slovenia
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 A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! |
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08-07-15, 02:14 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
Posts: 15,272
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now
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08-07-15, 07:09 AM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 191,168
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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08-07-15, 09:02 AM
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Lucky Sailor
 Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Rome
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But this sign was hanging on the wall next to me. I noticed it on the way in, but didn't pay much attention to it, as we had other priorities at the time. But now, I'm looking at this thing. It's hanging by some twine. I glance around, nobodies looking at me, so I start looking closer. It's just a board, I can see it's not connected to the wall, there's no way it's wired to anything. So I check again, nobodies paying any attention to me. I gently lift the board up, and see what's on the other side. When I read the second part, I tried, and failed, to hold in the loud laugh that escaped. The room is now silent. Everybody is staring at me. I can feel the daggers from my partner piercing my soul. Nobody says a word for about 20 seconds. Felt like an eternity. Then the husband, who is still leaning over the bed, holding his deceased wife's hand, says "You lifted the sign didn't you?" I can only nod sheepishly. The whole family then erupts in laughter. While I was still embarrassed, I was glad I was unwittingly able to help lighten the mood. I still remember the stare that man gave me for a few seconds as he tried to figure out why I had laughed, then the grin that crept onto his face as he figured it out. |
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08-07-15, 08:56 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Kentucky
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Gargamel, good story. I don't know how many times I strained to control laughter because something funny happened to me in otherwise serious circumstances. Afterward's though, we all were sure to share and then get a good laugh.
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08-08-15, 05:59 AM
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Grey Wolf
 Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Noonamah,Darwin
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You cannot kill that which cannot be hit. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Intel Core i7-2600K CPU @ 3.40GHz Liquid cooled NVIDIA GeForce GTX650 TiBOOST X2 in SLI 16GB RAM Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64BIT ASUS MAXIMUS V GENE Motherboard |
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08-08-15, 06:45 AM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Slovenia
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08-08-15, 09:00 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 191,168
Downloads: 63
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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08-08-15, 09:20 AM
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Willing Webfooted Beast
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Australia
Posts: 5,408
Downloads: 300
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Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394 |
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08-08-15, 09:24 AM
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Lucky Jack
 Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,976
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Injustice Harley is best Harley
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08-08-15, 10:36 AM
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Eternal Patrol
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
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08-08-15, 02:22 PM
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Kaiser Bill's batman
Join Date: May 2010
Location: AN72
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08-08-15, 03:37 PM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Slovenia
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