The Bilge

Wolferz · 07-01-15, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!!

Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave."

Still, I wish we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led.

How many times do you need to be told to take over!???
I've been trying to delegate authoriti but it seems to be falling on deaf ears and that dumb smile

Go ahead and take us out number one.
I'll be in the head contemplating my belly button..

Armistead · 07-01-15, 12:06 PM

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

Armistead · 07-01-15, 12:42 PM

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

nikimcbee · 07-01-15, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

The South will rise again!

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

Make sure it's the head with the red seat!

Wolferz · 07-02-15, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

'Zactly! what I wanted.

There's a secret entrance to my Tardis in there. (It's bigger on the inside) and I can take the boat anywhere, anytime at my discretion.

Well, it's a replacement Tardis or ReTardis if you will.

Captain Who out.

Armistead · 07-02-15, 12:42 PM

....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft.

Aktungbby · 07-02-15, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead;2325796 and have[I

locked themselves up in the aft[/I].

UNCLEAR HERE! you mean actually battened/closed the hatch or just being retentively puckerish

We can't have that! This mighty Man-o'-war operates on ' rum, buggery and the lash'... to misquote a certain 1st Sealord

http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1433,00.html We only emulate the finest traditions aboard own happy skow! As COB I keep meticulous records!

And to keep the record clear on this 'ship of fools' they probably scampered through the hatch...before getting 'Pogue'd' in the gandu:

AS OBLT.z. S. U-666: My favorite:

Eichhörnchen · 07-02-15, 02:54 PM

I think all this hoo-ha going on down there at the moment is maybe due to a temporary absence of Pastoral Care...

Wolferz · 07-13-15, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft.

Stop psssing on me!

The lads are smart, we all lock up our aft when you're around.

Wolferz · 07-15-15, 12:05 PM

Submitting to the obligatory crab check...

Naturally, Armistead discovers he's infected...

Donna shows off a picture of her 'Frisco sightseeing tour...

"Weebles wobble, butt they don't fall down the aft hatch"

07-01-15, 12:06 PM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!! 1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again! All stations report status! C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-01-15, 12:42 PM	#3
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-02-15, 12:42 PM	#6
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-02-15, 02:54 PM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,408 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I think all this hoo-ha going on down there at the moment is maybe due to a temporary absence of Pastoral Care... __________________

07-15-15, 12:05 PM	#10
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The crew returns from shore leave Submitting to the obligatory crab check... Naturally, Armistead discovers he's infected... Donna shows off a picture of her 'Frisco sightseeing tour... "Weebles wobble, butt they don't fall down the aft hatch" __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 07-15-15 at 12:26 PM.