The Bilge - Page 81

Eichhörnchen · 05-09-15, 04:13 AM

That photo above has been edited in deference to Aktung (I do have some sensitivities). The uncensored version is on my Profile Page...

Wolferz · 05-09-15, 05:42 AM

That we picked up the squirrels at a dinner for schmucks.

Eich's stuffed squirrel dioramas were very entertaining, at least until Armistead discovered that one of them was still very much alive when it ran up his trouser leg in search of nuts.

That's what he gets for stuffing his skivvies with two walnuts and a summer sausage. Similar to the way you stuff your bras.
False advertising will always get you into trouble but, at least you'll always have a tissue handy.

Go ahead
Throw another table.
You know you want to.

donna52522 · 05-09-15, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

That's what he gets for stuffing his skivvies with two walnuts and a summer sausage. Similar to the way you stuff your bras.
False advertising will always get you into trouble but, at least you'll always have a tissue handy.

Glad you added in the tissue part, at first I thought you were accusing me of having nuts and a summer sausage stuffed into my bra. Nothing even remotely like that has happened for about 37 hours...and counting. But you didn't here that from me.

Aktungbby · 05-09-15, 11:28 AM

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That photo above has been edited in deference to Aktung

But who need Sinsimilla when fermented pumpkins will do-in Minnesota naturally!

Wolferz · 05-09-15, 12:45 PM

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Glad you added in the tissue part, at first I thought you were accusing me of having nuts and a summer sausage stuffed into my bra. Nothing even remotely like that has happened for about 37 hours...and counting. But you didn't here that from me.

Nope, didn't hear a thing.

Aktungbby · 05-09-15, 12:54 PM

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You are kinky bby...

Aw jeeze Christian! Now She'll think I put you up to that!

Wolferz · 05-09-15, 02:11 PM

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... Aw jeeze Christian! Now She'll think I put you up to that!

I certainly don't want her thinking that I put me up to it!
She throws a table very un-lady like.

Usually when I'm winning at strip poker

fireftr18 · 05-09-15, 06:25 PM

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Just how many squirrels do we have on the boat now?!

I think we're all a little squirly.

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But you didn't here that from me.

Hear what?

donna52522 · 05-17-15, 02:09 AM

Who keeps letting this thread drop from the front page? What kind of officers are running this boat?

Wolferz and Armistead, you best shape up or I will send your wives those pictures.....I mean even I still can't believe what the two of you did to that chicken sandwich.

Wolferz · 05-17-15, 07:12 AM

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Who keeps letting this thread drop from the front page? What kind of officers are running this boat?

Wolferz and Armistead, you best shape up or I will send your wives those pictures.....I mean even I still can't believe what the two of you did to that chicken sandwich.

Go ahead and send the pictures.
My wife could use a good laugh about now.

As for the sandwich...
I still can't believe that you ate it!

Aktungbby · 05-17-15, 07:17 AM

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you best shape up or I will send your wives those picturesI mean even I still can't believe what the two of you did to that chicken sandwich.

HUH!!!??? Do you mean to the chicken...before it was a sandwich???!!!

Hold the MAYO!

Eichhörnchen · 05-17-15, 11:59 AM

Are there any transvestites working down here in the blidge? I'm recruiting for a new thread...

donna52522 · 05-17-15, 12:06 PM

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As for the sandwich...
I still can't believe that you ate it!

Touché, jerk...............and I doubt I need to inform your wife about that.

Wolferz · 05-17-15, 03:14 PM

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Touché, jerk...............and I doubt I need to inform your wife about that.

Ow!

BTW: My wife is named Donna too.

Armistead · 05-20-15, 02:19 PM

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Are there any transvestites working down here in the blidge? I'm recruiting for a new thread...

Swamp and fire are! I am, but only on Friday nights one night a month. Don't connect that with the one night a month Wolferz comes out of the head. That's a rumor.

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Donna We're kinda sorry... That we picked up the squirrels at a dinner for schmucks. Eich's stuffed squirrel dioramas were very entertaining, at least until Armistead discovered that one of them was still very much alive when it ran up his trouser leg in search of nuts. That's what he gets for stuffing his skivvies with two walnuts and a summer sausage. Similar to the way you stuff your bras. False advertising will always get you into trouble but, at least you'll always have a tissue handy. Go ahead Throw another table. You know you want to. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 05-09-15 at 08:45 AM.

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donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	Who keeps letting this thread drop from the front page? What kind of officers are running this boat? Wolferz and Armistead, you best shape up or I will send your wives those pictures.....I mean even I still can't believe what the two of you did to that chicken sandwich. __________________

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,468 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Good Evening... Are there any transvestites working down here in the blidge? I'm recruiting for a new thread... __________________