This Won't Be Good... - Page 2

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 01:55 PM

Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad".

Rockstar · 02-13-15, 02:05 PM

This is a no sheeter.

Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes.

Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.

August · 02-13-15, 03:02 PM

Onkel Neal · 02-13-15, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Platapus · 02-14-15, 07:07 AM

Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk"

Oh that is not going to go well.

Jimbuna · 02-14-15, 09:23 AM

"Let me sort it, I've done this before".

Platapus · 02-14-15, 10:04 AM

Hold my beer, I wanna try something.

Tango589 · 02-14-15, 10:14 AM

"What happens if I put this in there?"

Jimbuna · 02-14-15, 10:26 AM

"I've got a surefire winner of an idea".

Betonov · 02-14-15, 11:05 AM

"It's a cocker spaniel, how agresive can they be"

Tango589 · 02-14-15, 11:10 AM

I know I shouldn't laugh, but

Wife comes to bed and says "lets try something from this book I'm reading: 50 shades of Grey"

Platapus · 02-14-15, 12:40 PM

Don't worry, it will be OK, I read about it on the Internet

Platapus · 02-14-15, 12:42 PM

And for our Top Gear fans

"How hard can it be?"

Fubar2Niner · 02-15-15, 08:46 AM

Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"

Jimbuna · 02-15-15, 09:04 AM

Don't worry, I've done this many times before.

02-13-15, 01:55 PM	#16
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad". __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 03:02 PM	#18
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,222 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-14-15, 07:07 AM	#20
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk" Oh that is not going to go well. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-14-15, 09:23 AM	#21
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,829 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Let me sort it, I've done this before". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-15, 10:04 AM	#22
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Hold my beer, I wanna try something. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 02:05 PM	#17
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	This is a no sheeter. Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes. Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.

02-14-15, 10:14 AM	#23
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"What happens if I put this in there?" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-14-15, 10:26 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,829 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"I've got a surefire winner of an idea". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-15, 11:05 AM	#25
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	"It's a cocker spaniel, how agresive can they be"

02-14-15, 11:10 AM	#26
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I know I shouldn't laugh, but Wife comes to bed and says "lets try something from this book I'm reading: 50 shades of Grey" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-14-15, 12:40 PM	#27
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Don't worry, it will be OK, I read about it on the Internet __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-14-15, 12:42 PM	#28
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	And for our Top Gear fans "How hard can it be?" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-15-15, 08:46 AM	#29
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Monty Pythons Holy Grail "Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"

02-15-15, 09:04 AM	#30
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,829 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't worry, I've done this many times before. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!