This Won't Be Good...
 

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Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

:har::har::har:

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" :o

^:haha::haha:

''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong''

And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together :oops:

:nope:

"Have you tested this, Professor?"

Have to mention a classic

"I am from the government and I am here to help you."

"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha"

From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War).
At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them
and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha".

Aaand then a shell blows him up.

*Movie villain has hero tied to chair*

*Villain explains plans carefully to hero*

*Hero escapes from chair*

A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)