This Won't Be Good...

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 12:03 PM

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 12:27 PM

"Have you tested this, Professor?"

Platapus · 02-13-15, 12:56 PM

Have to mention a classic

"I am from the government and I am here to help you."

Dowly · 02-13-15, 01:01 PM

"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha"

From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War).
At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them
and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha".

Aaand then a shell blows him up.

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 01:38 PM

*Movie villain has hero tied to chair*

*Villain explains plans carefully to hero*

*Hero escapes from chair*

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 01:39 PM

A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 01:55 PM

Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad".

Rockstar · 02-13-15, 02:05 PM

This is a no sheeter.

Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes.

Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.

Platapus · 02-14-15, 07:07 AM

Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk"

Oh that is not going to go well.

02-13-15, 12:03 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	__________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 12:56 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Have to mention a classic "I am from the government and I am here to help you." __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 01:38 PM	#5
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Movie villain has hero tied to chair Villain explains plans carefully to hero Hero escapes from chair __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 01:55 PM	#7
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad". __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-14-15, 07:07 AM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk" Oh that is not going to go well. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 12:27 PM	#2
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,404 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Have you tested this, Professor?"

02-13-15, 01:01 PM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha" From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War). At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha". Aaand then a shell blows him up.

02-13-15, 01:39 PM	#6
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,404 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)

02-13-15, 02:05 PM	#8
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	This is a no sheeter. Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes. Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.