The Bilge

Jimbuna · 02-06-15, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I tried to overthrow him once and you guys back out leaving me at his mercy....

Not falling for that again

Oh go on, you know it makes sense.

Wolferz · 02-07-15, 05:54 AM

Please don't go picking on the handicapped again.

Tango589 · 02-07-15, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Please don't go picking on the handicapped again.

The only handicap is your legs and arse have gone numb from sitting on the bog for too long!

Wolferz · 02-07-15, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

The only handicap is your legs and arse have gone numb from sitting on the bog for too long!

Way too late for the 4F rating Jamit!

Tango589 · 02-09-15, 06:19 AM

Any chance of a spot of shore-leave?

Wolferz · 02-09-15, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Any chance of a spot of shore-leave?

Why not? Everybody else comes and goes as they please.
It's like fleet week in Tijuana.

Armistead · 02-19-15, 10:23 AM

What's going on here....?

Found some writings from the old days at Ubi on my old hard drive I put in my new PC

"Our days were spent letting rookie pilots drop practice depth charges on us, taking out and teaching freckled face PCO's how to use the TDC on stopped ships. When not doing that I was busy using #2 solvent to clean the red oxide lead primer from under my fingernails. Not only did #2 solvent clean primer, Tambor swore if you dumped it on your privates after a visit to the potato table, it would prevent the clap and even cure genital warts.

It wasn't all bad. We weren't allowed passes outside of base, but friends often brought back girls. We met them at the usual meeting place, dumpters behind the mess where some potato cutting tables were set up. With foreplay limited to, "What's your name, sweetheart?" those tables graced at least ten
nekked rears a night. Our nightly visitors didn't say much, just got on the table and about every three minutes one would remove the unfiltered Pall Mall from her lips to holller "Next." Other than a few knuckle sandwiches given to Tambor for breaking in line, it went off without a hitch. Hopefully our actions added much needed flavoring to the base Admirals morning spuds. "

02-09-15, 06:19 AM	#5
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Any chance of a spot of shore-leave? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-19-15, 10:23 AM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	What's going on here....? Found some writings from the old days at Ubi on my old hard drive I put in my new PC "Our days were spent letting rookie pilots drop practice depth charges on us, taking out and teaching freckled face PCO's how to use the TDC on stopped ships. When not doing that I was busy using #2 solvent to clean the red oxide lead primer from under my fingernails. Not only did #2 solvent clean primer, Tambor swore if you dumped it on your privates after a visit to the potato table, it would prevent the clap and even cure genital warts. It wasn't all bad. We weren't allowed passes outside of base, but friends often brought back girls. We met them at the usual meeting place, dumpters behind the mess where some potato cutting tables were set up. With foreplay limited to, "What's your name, sweetheart?" those tables graced at least ten nekked rears a night. Our nightly visitors didn't say much, just got on the table and about every three minutes one would remove the unfiltered Pall Mall from her lips to holller "Next." Other than a few knuckle sandwiches given to Tambor for breaking in line, it went off without a hitch. Hopefully our actions added much needed flavoring to the base Admirals morning spuds. " __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

02-07-15, 05:54 AM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Please don't go picking on the handicapped again. __________________ Tomorrow never comes