The Bilge - Page 69

Aktungbby · 01-13-15, 11:29 AM

Doggonit! try to keep it below the Knee!

Wolferz · 01-13-15, 12:41 PM

LOL

I needed a good laugh.

Tango589 · 01-15-15, 03:02 PM

Great job on the birthday celebration people, $350 in the kitty and 'Putting' Bob has agreed to refer us for other engagements! The only downside to the whole affair was when Aktung started the food fight with his slice of birthday cake. Thing got a bit untidy but I did smooth it over with Bob by claiming Aktung was 'special'. I think we got away with it.

Eichhörnchen · 01-15-15, 05:06 PM

" 'scuse me, Son... I think I'm lost. I don't know how I got down here, see? Only there's this bloke after me... his name's Dave Skittle and I think he's on this boat. He thinks I nicked his girlfriend in 1943. He's flippin' mad I tell you: I wasn't even born in 1943. I'm sure he'll come down here lookin' for me. Can you hide me, Son? He's proper nasty"

Wolferz · 01-16-15, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

" 'scuse me, Son... I think I'm lost. I don't know how I got down here, see? Only there's this bloke after me... his name's Dave Skittle and I think he's on this boat. He thinks I nicked his girlfriend in 1943. He's flippin' mad I tell you: I wasn't even born in 1943. I'm sure he'll come down here lookin' for me. Can you hide me, Son? He's proper nasty"

Where on Earth did you find Dumbledore?

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-15, 04:34 AM

"OK, Son, you're a proper wit an' no mistake, but my name's Norbert Penfold: just call me Nobby. I'll tuck myself away in this old metal trunk if you don't mind; I won't be any bother, Son... promise.... you won't 'ear a peep from me..."

Tango589 · 01-16-15, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

" 'scuse me, Son... I think I'm lost. I don't know how I got down here, see? Only there's this bloke after me... his name's Dave Skittle and I think he's on this boat. He thinks I nicked his girlfriend in 1943. He's flippin' mad I tell you: I wasn't even born in 1943. I'm sure he'll come down here lookin' for me. Can you hide me, Son? He's proper nasty"

What does this Dave Skittle bloke look like? If he's a tall fella with a stoop then I've not seen him.

Wolferz · 01-16-15, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

"OK, Son, you're a proper wit an' no mistake, but my name's Norbert Penfold: just call me Nobby. I'll tuck myself away in this old metal trunk if you don't mind; I won't be any bother, Son... promise.... you won't 'ear a peep from me..."

Dear Professor Dumbledor....err..Mister Penfold,
I regret to inform you that membership in The Bilge requires an application to and approval by the officers of The Bilge. Hiding out in a trunk is not included in this procedure.
Besides, Socko already tried that route and we tossed his darned stinking cotton self onto a passing U-boat in Singapore, much to the dismay of her crew.

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-15, 06:13 AM

"Oh, bugger... I didn't want to become a member, just need somewhere to hide. You, Young'un... you like a nice sort: mebbe you could carry me back up and stow me somewhere quiet like, what about it? And if you wanna know what Dave Skittle looks like, here's a photo. It's an old one though: he'll be as old as me by now but you'll know 'im if you see 'im..."

"Watch out, there's a good lad: 'e's only small, but 'e can cut up rough pretty quickly..."

Wolferz · 01-16-15, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

"Oh, bugger... I didn't want to become a member, just need somewhere to hide. You, Young'un... you like a nice sort: mebbe you could carry me back up and stow me somewhere quiet like, what about it? And if you wanna know what Dave Skittle looks like, here's a photo. It's an old one though: he'll be as old as me by now but you'll know 'im if you see 'im..."

"Watch out, there's a good lad: 'e's only small, but 'e can cut up rough pretty quickly..."

Ok, you're going to hear a splash in a minute or two.

Don't let the sudden excess moisture concern you.

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-15, 11:13 AM

"I'll take that as a "No" then. I'll mebbe see you around..." (Exits R)

Aktungbby · 01-16-15, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Where on Earth did you find Dumbledore?

Actually my mom told me always to beware tattooed ladies and painted ladies in general and @ Tango: she always said I was 'special'

...well ok, "lightly 'teched"

...she never mentioned tattooed men!

has any one informed Armistead!!!???

He'll break out the canola fer sure!

Armistead · 01-16-15, 12:35 PM

Aktung, I notice you still haven't turned your award over to the bilge as ordered. To continue membership, please have Jim remove it and place it in the first post of the thread...

If you do not do so soon, you'll will be placed on trial and punished accordingly..

Wolferz · 01-16-15, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Actually my mom told me always to beware tattooed ladies and painted ladies in general and @ Tango: she always said I was 'special'

...well ok, "lightly 'teched"

...she never mentioned tattooed men!

has any one informed Armistead!!!???

He'll break out the canola fer sure!

He certainly won't use Crisco...it's shortening.

Aktungbby · 01-17-15, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktung, I notice you still haven't turned your award over to the bilge as ordered. To continue membership, please have Jim remove it and place it in the first post of the thread...

If you do not do so soon, you'll will be placed on trial and punished accordingly..

ALLRIGHT! U win. Upon humble reflection of my erring, treacherous ways, She's all yours...however after my two short weeks of ravishing attentions, she's in a touchy mood.

I trust the Nag has your life insurance policy paid up

01-13-15, 11:29 AM	#1021
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,049 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Doggonit! try to keep it below the Knee! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-13-15, 12:41 PM	#1022
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	LOL I needed a good laugh. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-15-15, 03:02 PM	#1023
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Great job on the birthday celebration people, $350 in the kitty and 'Putting' Bob has agreed to refer us for other engagements! The only downside to the whole affair was when Aktung started the food fight with his slice of birthday cake. Thing got a bit untidy but I did smooth it over with Bob by claiming Aktung was 'special'. I think we got away with it. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

01-16-15, 04:34 AM	#1026
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,448 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"OK, Son, you're a proper wit an' no mistake, but my name's Norbert Penfold: just call me Nobby. I'll tuck myself away in this old metal trunk if you don't mind; I won't be any bother, Son... promise.... you won't 'ear a peep from me..." Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 01-16-15 at 04:53 AM.

01-16-15, 11:13 AM	#1031
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,448 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Nobby says: "I'll take that as a "No" then. I'll mebbe see you around..." (Exits R)

01-15-15, 05:06 PM	#1024
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,448 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	" 'scuse me, Son... I think I'm lost. I don't know how I got down here, see? Only there's this bloke after me... his name's Dave Skittle and I think he's on this boat. He thinks I nicked his girlfriend in 1943. He's flippin' mad I tell you: I wasn't even born in 1943. I'm sure he'll come down here lookin' for me. Can you hide me, Son? He's proper nasty"

01-16-15, 06:13 AM	#1029
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,448 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Oh, bugger... I didn't want to become a member, just need somewhere to hide. You, Young'un... you like a nice sort: mebbe you could carry me back up and stow me somewhere quiet like, what about it? And if you wanna know what Dave Skittle looks like, here's a photo. It's an old one though: he'll be as old as me by now but you'll know 'im if you see 'im..." "Watch out, there's a good lad: 'e's only small, but 'e can cut up rough pretty quickly..."

01-16-15, 12:35 PM	#1033
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Aktung, I notice you still haven't turned your award over to the bilge as ordered. To continue membership, please have Jim remove it and place it in the first post of the thread... If you do not do so soon, you'll will be placed on trial and punished accordingly.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.