The Bilge - Page 46

Aktungbby · 11-26-14, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Think of all the cool pirate theme parties we could have....

INDEED you are man of vision

The only flags we'll really need methinks

Jimbuna can be thew ship's (brevet) LT on these occasions to oversee the proper proportions as I've no doubt he has it memorized and a secret stock of Pusser's to boot- "presence of the Lieutenant of the Watch who is to take particular care to see that the men are not defrauded in having their full allowance of rum... and let those that are good husband men receive extra lime juice and sugar that it be made more palatable to them."

<(old Grog)Being a 'good husband man' I insist on my lime and sugar-just for scurvy alone; First toast to Old Grog fer sure!

Armistead · 11-26-14, 12:36 PM

well, if you ask my wife if I'm a good husband.......

Wolferz · 11-26-14, 03:21 PM

Start the fundraiser!

We can park it on the Dan.

swamprat69er · 11-26-14, 04:01 PM

My 2 cents worth.

Aktungbby · 11-26-14, 04:16 PM

BELAY That! The Napa River is best (right across from Mare Island). We (really) wouldn't wanna pollute the pristine DAN River with what's stickn' to the hull from foreign tankers illegally dumping their ballast in S. F. Bay.

Someone sure does good teakwork though; I just did the Catalina's so I know-sanding, disinfecting and 5 coats

I might have started a new career though as several other owners have approached me to do it for them...under the table too. A haul out & 91' vessel survey, $2500, and a long quay ain't cheap...but what a mancave now that I'm childfree! And as former artillerist reenactor, we'd have to upgrade slightly just to repel boarders off the treacherous Contra Costa coast: $2900...apiece ya need four at least just to look right!

Jeff-Groves · 11-26-14, 04:38 PM

You Guys want to borrow the jar I keep on my job sites?

Armistead · 11-26-14, 05:45 PM

The Dan ain't deep enuf and no real ocean access so we can go plunder. I certainly hope we're not talking about just getting it and parking it, unless we're gonna do some nightly show....Still, it's time we get into the thick of things....

Aktung, along with your other duties, start training the men and check around for some pirate outfits.. also work on a list of pirate names for the men...

Buddahaid · 11-26-14, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I nominate Buddahaid!

I thank you, I think....

Armistead · 11-26-14, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I thank you, I think....

Very nice that Aktung was willing to get behind you....

Please keep your oil can with you at all times...

Buddahaid · 11-26-14, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Very nice that Aktung was willing to get behind you....

Please keep your oil can with you at all times...

I prefer real butter over petroleum products at the, er, table.

Armistead · 11-26-14, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I prefer real butter over petroleum products at the, er, table.

Looky here, don't get smart with me and don't think you're gonna come in here changing rules.

First, we never see butter in the bilge, you wanna start a riot? Second, a standard oil can with a 6 inch spout is required to reach in deep enough to...er grease fittings. We can buy cheap # 6 oil for $3 bucks a gallon and it's concentrate at that...You bring in butter, everyones gonna want butter....see where this is going.... Plus, most butter has some salt content and that stuff really burns when it, well, I mean, it corrodes the fittings...

You still want butter, then you'll have to provide for everyone that wants to have some at your expense. Then you need to fill out the proper forms and submit them to your sponsor, he will submit them to me, I will send them to the head for Wolferz's final stamp.

AKtung, get you man under control...

Please take whatever butter you have and give to the head cook, I think that's Fire at the moment. Donna's still being treated professionally and no telling when she will be able to get on her post....

Aktungbby · 11-26-14, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I prefer real butter over petroleum products at the, er, table.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

AKtung, get you man under control...

Please take whatever butter you have and give to the head cook, I think that's Fire at the moment. Donna's still being treated professionally and no telling when she will be able to get on her post....

DONE! But the brand I keep stashed has Canola oil mixed in as you well know for your aft o' glide sessions with Tango and the entire aft torpedoroom squad when your oilcan's a little low...

Recommended by nine out of ten proctologists in the Frigid wasteland!

Can be used as lube on chainsaws for cutting the holes in icefishing shacks too! And makes a fine lamp fuel with a piece of sock yarn for the wick in a Hamm's Beer can.

Buddahaid · 11-26-14, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Looky here, don't get smart with me and don't think you're gonna come in here changing rules.

First, we never see butter in the bilge, you wanna start a riot? Second, a standard oil can with a 6 inch spout is required to reach in deep enough to...er grease fittings. We can buy cheap # 6 oil for $3 bucks a gallon and it's concentrate at that...You bring in butter, everyones gonna want butter....see where this is going.... Plus, most butter has some salt content and that stuff really burns when it, well, I mean, it corrodes the fittings...

You still want butter, then you'll have to provide for everyone that wants to have some at your expense. Then you need to fill out the proper forms and submit them to your sponsor, he will submit them to me, I will send them to the head for Wolferz's final stamp.

AKtung, get you man under control...

Please take whatever butter you have and give to the head cook, I think that's Fire at the moment. Donna's still being treated professionally and no telling when she will be able to get on her post....

This is not how we had it back at the Tank and Sewing Machine factory.

Armistead · 11-27-14, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

DONE! But the brand I keep stashed has Canola oil mixed in as you well know for your aft o' glide sessions with Tango and the entire aft torpedoroom squad when your oilcan's a little low...

Recommended by nine out of ten proctologists in the Frigid wasteland!

Can be used as lube on chainsaws for cutting the holes in icefishing shacks too! And makes a fine lamp fuel with a piece of sock yarn for the wick in a Hamm's Beer can.

It's a matter of cost and damn it, I told you not to mention we had the Canola.....now, everyone's gonna want it...

Armistead · 11-27-14, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

This is not how we had it back at the Tank and Sewing Machine factory.

You're not in the factory....you're in the bilge.....

Now, go back and oil the aft tubes....you'll have to bend over to fit your upper body in there, but you'll fit......Some good boys back there...

{Tango, aft cam is a go...}

11-26-14, 12:36 PM	#677
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	well, if you ask my wife if I'm a good husband....... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-26-14, 03:21 PM	#678
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Mister Christiannnn!!! Start the fundraiser! We can park it on the Dan. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-26-14, 04:01 PM	#679
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	My 2 cents worth. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

11-26-14, 04:16 PM	#680
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,139 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	BELAY That! The Napa River is best (right across from Mare Island). We (really) wouldn't wanna pollute the pristine DAN River with what's stickn' to the hull from foreign tankers illegally dumping their ballast in S. F. Bay. Someone sure does good teakwork though; I just did the Catalina's so I know-sanding, disinfecting and 5 coats I might have started a new career though as several other owners have approached me to do it for them...under the table too. A haul out & *91'* vessel survey, $2500, and a long quay ain't cheap...but what a mancave now that I'm childfree! And as former artillerist reenactor, we'd have to upgrade slightly just to repel boarders off the treacherous Contra Costa coast: $2900...apiece ya need four at least just to look right! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-26-14, 05:45 PM	#682
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	The Dan ain't deep enuf and no real ocean access so we can go plunder. I certainly hope we're not talking about just getting it and parking it, unless we're gonna do some nightly show....Still, it's time we get into the thick of things.... Aktung, along with your other duties, start training the men and check around for some pirate outfits.. also work on a list of pirate names for the men... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-26-14, 04:38 PM	#681
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,663 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	You Guys want to borrow the jar I keep on my job sites?