The Bilge

Kaptlt.Endrass · 11-16-14, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I need 3 volunteers to go with me on the fishing boat. We'll spend the next month training as we each have to lose about 100 lbs each. Also, we'll be tanning and learning some Japanese language....

It's not over men, in a few months we'll be back in action. I know everyone will want to volunteer, so we'll pick 3 men out of a hat to go with me into fame....

I ask my name to be included multiple times in the hat, as I have a superior set of stealth skills that make me slightly less noticable than a rainbow-colored battleship. I feel they may be of use, as well as my innate ability to burp and compliment the chef (or is that another Asian country?)

Sorry for the rather large pile of Armistead's crusty yellow socks. I've recently survived a wicked case of the flu. Now, anyone have acid resistant gloves and a gas mask? I've got to do the washing...

Armistead · 11-16-14, 08:57 AM

Some reason you're the only name in the hat, probably because you didn't take shore leave. Sure everyone will want in once they return, but since you and I remained at the dock, you're in. Rest of the crew would rather partake of all the brothels and bars.

We might as well practice our rowing....

11-16-14, 08:57 AM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Some reason you're the only name in the hat, probably because you didn't take shore leave. Sure everyone will want in once they return, but since you and I remained at the dock, you're in. Rest of the crew would rather partake of all the brothels and bars. We might as well practice our rowing.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.