The Bilge

Wolferz · 11-12-14, 06:36 AM

Good woman

Pull plow

Armistead · 11-12-14, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Good woman

Pull plow

Well, at this stage of your life.....I'm just say'n you aren't the young man you once were....

swamprat69er · 11-12-14, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, at this stage of your life.....I'm just say'n you aren't the young man you once were....

so you can't pull your own plow.

Armistead · 11-12-14, 09:18 AM

a 300 lb fat ugly woman at this stage of life is just what Wolferz needs......

Aktungbby · 11-12-14, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

a 300 lb fat ugly woman at this stage of life is just what Wolferz needs......

JEEZE! Show some respect Armibby there are no 3OO lb ugly women, just steatopygic love goddesses

Revisit The 13th Warrior aka 'Eaters of the Dead' Just stay in the dark bilge with your 'eyes wide shut'....and it'll grows on ya! just don't let Padre Tango find out!

Armistead · 11-12-14, 07:52 PM

It's a cultural thing, Princess Lulu is considered a beauty in her tribe...In tribal cultures men look for big hips, shoulders, etc....

and my wife ain't the thin gal she use to be, but I actually like her better with meat on her tush.....in the dark anyway..

Tango589 · 11-14-14, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

JEEZE! Show some respect Armibby there are no 3OO lb ugly women, just steatopygic love goddesses

Revisit The 13th Warrior aka 'Eaters of the Dead' Just stay in the dark bilge with your 'eyes wide shut'....and it'll grows on ya! just don't let Padre Tango find out!

Hey, don't let me get between you and the object of your depraved lustings, who am I to judge what a man finds worthy of his desires? (just keep the pictures to yourself

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nikimcbee · 11-13-14, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

a 300 lb fat ugly woman at this stage of life is just what Wolferz needs......

Pictures or it didn't happen... Okay, maybe not.

I did find the music video of the occasion though. No foolin', honest.

Wolferz · 11-13-14, 06:10 PM

At my age...
More cushion equals less pushin'

The only problems I ran into with Lulu was my sow became jealous and she got stuck in the hatch, trapping poor Armistead in the escape trunk. He couldn't eat bacon, fish, or cottage cheese for a month without retching!

FYI: Retching is Donna's special Crème Fraiche.

Armistead · 11-13-14, 06:42 PM

a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again...

11-12-14, 06:36 AM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	In regard to Lulu... Good woman Pull plow __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-12-14, 09:18 AM	#4
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	a 300 lb fat ugly woman at this stage of life is just what Wolferz needs...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-12-14, 07:52 PM	#6
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	It's a cultural thing, Princess Lulu is considered a beauty in her tribe...In tribal cultures men look for big hips, shoulders, etc.... and my wife ain't the thin gal she use to be, but I actually like her better with meat on her tush.....in the dark anyway.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 11-12-14 at 08:06 PM.

11-13-14, 06:10 PM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	At my age... More cushion equals less pushin' The only problems I ran into with Lulu was my sow became jealous and she got stuck in the hatch, trapping poor Armistead in the escape trunk. He couldn't eat bacon, fish, or cottage cheese for a month without retching! FYI: Retching is Donna's special Crème Fraiche. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-13-14, 06:42 PM	#10
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.