Jim Jefferies - Gun Control

Your telling me that some professor at a college proved that History is incorrect as it has been taught for over half a century. As if the guy was actually there or something.

Classic.

I mean man. I don't know how I even get up in the morning. Let alone how I graduated High School Early, and got straight A's in College.

It has already been established without any shadow of doubt that English Language and Literature are not your subjects, neither are any of the Sciences, Mathematics, History or Religious Studies.
So what exactly did you get straight A's in?