Bernard is back! - Page 4

Metl · 09-27-08, 04:38 PM

Did this all start over a screenshot someone had edited? I know about Bernard, but never understood exactly how the term was coined.

Task Force · 09-27-08, 04:47 PM

When your boat gets a problem, It is more than likely bernards fauld. He was made up and people have used his name when something goes rong ever since.

Sailor Steve · 09-27-08, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Metl

Did this all start over a screenshot someone had edited? I know about Bernard, but never understood exactly how the term was coined.

Yep, it's as simple as that. The best things usually are. Dowly made a funny, and somebody else repeated it, and pretty soon it took on a life of its own.

Jimbuna · 09-27-08, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

When your boat gets a problem, It is more than likely bernards fauld. He was made up and people have used his name when something goes rong ever since.

There is an American equivalent....he's called Task Force :rotfl:

Task Force · 09-27-08, 06:22 PM

Yep he is a german spy who travled to america to damage and distroy there ships then the Americans ship him to britian so the americans have a chance, then he his plan is to get picked up by a U boat that it waiting for him in the English Channel to go back to Germany.

I will distroy your boat.

Amasingly my name starts with the same letter as Bernards.:rotfl:

USS Drum · 11-23-11, 09:54 PM

I found out what Bernard really looks like...

And he's really British.

Sailor Steve · 11-23-11, 11:07 PM

And another one is dragged from the depths of time for no good reason.

Jimbuna · 11-24-11, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And another one is dragged from the depths of time for no good reason.

Starting to wonder if this is intentional

soopaman2 · 11-24-11, 01:27 PM

Bernard loads torpedoes backwards.
Bernard confuses meters with yards.
Bernard practices his drums when running silent.
Bernard thinks he can drink the water faster then the leak is letting it in.
Bernard thinks crush depth is another name for happy hour.

Bernard is my captain. Oh captain, my captain...

http://www.bartleby.com/142/193.html

GilligansBoat · 09-02-14, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykaird

Bernard is the German equivalent of Gilligan.

He is one of the more indispensable members of the crew, because he's the guy you blame for every stupid mistake you make.

You got a problem with my username? lol im Just kidding

Cybermat47 · 09-02-14, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GilligansBoat

You got a problem with my username? lol im Just kidding

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And another one is dragged from the depths of time for no good reason.

Sailor Steve · 09-02-14, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GilligansBoat

You got a problem with my username? lol im Just kidding

I doubt he does, but I certainly have a problem with somebody replying to a comment made six years ago by a member who hasn't even visited this forum in almost three years.

Please read the date of posts you respond to before wasting the forum's space and everybody's time.

09-27-08, 04:47 PM	#47
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	When your boat gets a problem, It is more than likely bernards fauld. He was made up and people have used his name when something goes rong ever since. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-27-08, 06:22 PM	#50
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Yep he is a german spy who travled to america to damage and distroy there ships then the Americans ship him to britian so the americans have a chance, then he his plan is to get picked up by a U boat that it waiting for him in the English Channel to go back to Germany. I will distroy your boat. Amasingly my name starts with the same letter as Bernards.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-23-11, 11:07 PM	#52
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	And another one is dragged from the depths of time for no good reason. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-24-11, 01:27 PM	#54
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Bernard loads torpedoes backwards. Bernard confuses meters with yards. Bernard practices his drums when running silent. Bernard thinks he can drink the water faster then the leak is letting it in. Bernard thinks crush depth is another name for happy hour. Bernard is my captain. Oh captain, my captain... http://www.bartleby.com/142/193.html __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

09-27-08, 04:38 PM	#46
Metl Bosun Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 67 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Did this all start over a screenshot someone had edited? I know about Bernard, but never understood exactly how the term was coined.

11-23-11, 09:54 PM	#51
USS Drum Grey Wolf Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Washington State Posts: 977 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	I found out what Bernard really looks like... And he's really British.