The Bilge - Page 13

Armistead · 07-21-14, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

LOL

I love it, you never miss a trick or an opportunity

Bet you wish you were as quick in the who? What? Where? thread

Just wait until I win. Even a blind squirrel will get lucky and find one of those lil nut thingys

Armistead · 07-21-14, 09:20 AM

Wolferz, I certainly wasn't trying a coup on your leadership. Just want to make sure the bilge stays clean. Plus, we have a patrol coming up and I will do everything to see that you return to port safely..

Wolferz · 07-21-14, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Wolferz, I certainly wasn't trying a coup on your leadership. Just want to make sure the bilge stays clean. Plus, we have a patrol coming up and I will do everything to see that you return to port safely..

Like you did with poor Wern?

Kneecapping a guy just ain't right.

Aktungbby · 07-22-14, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Kneecapping a guy just ain't right.

Not if your IRISH!

http://www.boneandjoint.org.uk/highwire/filestream/14126/field_highwire_article_pdf/0/739.full-text.pdf Kneecapping is apparently preferred (the Troubles) and the best surgeons are in Ireland...considering the HAIL MARY alternative and a steel K-nail the length of my own femur alongside two 35 year old chunks of ballistic antimony (.380) I see some room for argument!

I can actually laugh about it now

Justice must occasionally be served and the "quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth..."(Merchant of Venice)....What's a patella and a one-way ticket to Belfast among bilgerats! keep the caliber small-size matters-

Armistead · 07-22-14, 12:50 PM

Actually Wern made it to the bilge, he went missing after he tried to take power...

Wolferz · 07-22-14, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Actually Wern made it to the bilge, he went missing after he tried to take power...

Well, it's very difficult to maneuver on a rolling deck without kneecaps.

Wern be sleepin' wid da fishes?

fireftr18 · 07-24-14, 09:30 PM

A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now.

Wolferz · 07-25-14, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now.

What's he done now that a cast iron skillet won't fix?

Armistead · 07-25-14, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now.

I haven't done a thing. We're heading out on patrol, least to we get out to sea, act civilized, even if ya ain't. Wash you clothes, get the wrinkles out. tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut. I'm gonna whip you boys back into shape for patrol.

This could be one of our best patrol evers...

Tango589 · 07-25-14, 09:14 AM

[QUOTE=Armistead;2227861]...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE]

Dang, this feels like he's talking directly to me...

I need to do all those things just to look halfway decent. BTW, are there any gym facilities onboard, as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating.

Armistead · 07-25-14, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]

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Originally Posted by Armistead

...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE]

Dang, this feels like he's talking directly to me...

I need to do all those things just to look halfway decent. BTW, are there any gym facilities onboard, as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating.

Well, first things first, shed your drawers and get in line for your physical!

Jimbuna · 07-25-14, 09:33 AM

[QUOTE=Armistead;2227882]

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Well, first things first, shed your drawers and get in line for your physical!

So the rumours are true!!

Tango589 · 07-25-14, 09:41 AM

Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger?

Armistead · 07-25-14, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger?

Pre- and post-patrol physical examinations are required to determine fitness and who wouldn't want free dental.

Who said anything about using grease?

Aktungbby · 07-25-14, 11:11 AM

[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]

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Originally Posted by Armistead

...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE]

Dang,... as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating.

'cultivated' paunch is redundant

07-21-14, 09:20 AM	#182
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Wolferz, I certainly wasn't trying a coup on your leadership. Just want to make sure the bilge stays clean. Plus, we have a patrol coming up and I will do everything to see that you return to port safely.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-22-14, 12:50 PM	#185
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Actually Wern made it to the bilge, he went missing after he tried to take power... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-24-14, 09:30 PM	#187
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now. __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

07-25-14, 09:14 AM	#190
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	[QUOTE=Armistead;2227861]...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE] Dang, this feels like he's talking directly to me... I need to do all those things just to look halfway decent. BTW, are there any gym facilities onboard, as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-25-14, 09:41 AM	#193
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...