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Old 04-15-14, 11:12 AM   #1
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This is a first for me to arrive in my spam box. A spammer/scammer saying sorry.

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A young man working in the army
was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.

One day the
captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.
He called the young man
and said:

– Young man come here, take
the key and go and park the
Jeep in front.

the young man replied: –
I cannot drive!
The captain said: – Well then ask for
assistance of
your God! Show us that He exist!

The young man takes the key and
walked to the vehicle and begins to
pray…… …He
parks the jeep at the place
PERFECTLY
well as the captain wanted.

The young man came out of the jeep and saw them
all crying. They all said together:

– We want to serve your God!
The young soldier was astonished,
and
asked what was going on? The CAPTAIN
crying opened the hood of the
jeep by
showing the young man that the car had no engine.

Then the boy said: See? This is
the God I serve, THE GOD OF
IMPOSSIBILITY, the God who gives life to what does not exist.

You may think
there are things still impossible BUT WITH GOD
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

To the person reading this, I WILL WANT YOU TO GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS I WAS ONCE A HACKER OF BANKS CUSTOMERS BUT THE LORD HAS OPENNED MY EYES TO USE MY SKILL TO REACH OUT TO YOU. I pray the Lord work A SUPER MIRACLE in
your life today that would look like a lie In Jesus Name I Pray..

Write 'Amen' to claim this prayer

Mail Me @ (((LINK REMOVED BY ME, JUST IN CASE)))
For More time with the Word of Our Lord Jesus.

Romans chapter 5 VS 1-10 YOU WILL SEE WHAT I SAW THERE.
BLESS U, AND AM SORRY FOR BRING SO MUCH PAINS TO YOU ALL THAT I HAVE HACKED.
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Old 04-15-14, 11:22 AM   #2
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Mmmm... spamming in the name of the Lord?
This is new

Btw, it is a close call but I claim you met with a religiuos themed social engeneered spambot
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Old 04-15-14, 11:23 AM   #3
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A bible bashing spambot
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Old 04-15-14, 11:24 AM   #4
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Mmmm... spamming in the name of the Lord?
This is new

Btw, it is a close call but I claim you met with a religiuos themed social engeneered spambot
Anything comes in my in box that looks like spam/scam I hit the spam button and from that point on it goes in the spam box. Normally I don't read them but the title did catch my eye.
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Old 04-15-14, 11:40 AM   #5
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He that spammeth in the name of the Lord in Minnesota...is probably a good Lutheran ...and a child of...Served on Easter Sunday and before all Viking games religiously! Also standard Doomsday Prepper fare in the frigid wasteland!
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Some Parts Are Meat
Some Parts Are Mystery
But it's SPAM through and through
SPiced hAM
I think not.
It's good fried.

Did your Spammer solicit a cash donation?
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Old 04-15-14, 01:56 PM   #7
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I got the Bishop checking this email out for me..

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God bothering spammers? What next?
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Old 04-16-14, 06:15 AM   #9
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I got the Bishop checking this email out for me..

What can the Bishop do? He can only move diagonally.
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Old 04-16-14, 10:31 AM   #10
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Mmmm... spamming in the name of the Lord?
This is new

Btw, it is a close call but I claim you met with a religiuos themed social engeneered spambot


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May God have mercy on their soles
Are you talking about the Codfather?
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Old 04-17-14, 05:27 AM   #12
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Are you talking about the Codfather?
Loose lips...cost chips
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Loose lips...cost chips
LOL, Say no more!
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What next? Fanboy spambots, telling us how Call of Duty is better than Battlefield?
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Well it is, isn't it?
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