What a twonk

Jimbuna · 04-05-14, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

There is already a warning not to use a toaster near water, like in the bathroom. Same for an electric hair dryer.

That's because if they are left on their side water could get in

STEED · 04-05-14, 11:06 AM

Add to info...No peeing into toaster result of such a act would be shocking to you.

swamprat69er · 04-05-14, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Add to info...No peeing into toaster result of such a act would be shocking to you.

You just had to say that , didn't you?

STEED · 04-05-14, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

You just had to say that , didn't you?

Well some had too.

Top that jim.

Catfish · 04-05-14, 11:26 AM

Treat your toaster with respect, and loving attention. Otherwise it will leave you..

Brad the toaster: http://vimeo.com/41363473#at=0

Jimbuna · 04-06-14, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Well some had too.

Top that jim.

Not me but I once knew a guy who would wrap bacon between aluminium foil and use the toaster to cook it.

From all the hissing and spitting of fats eminating from the toaster I should imagine it wasn't all that amused.

Wolferz · 04-06-14, 06:17 PM

Don't pee on an electric fence either.

Unless you're aiming to curl your hair, fry your balls and take a dump in your overhauls.

I tried pooping in my toaster butt it burned me bum.

AVGWarhawk · 04-07-14, 07:08 AM

And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven.

DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE.

On it goes....

TarJak · 04-07-14, 07:40 AM

But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.

04-05-14, 11:06 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Add to info...No peeing into toaster result of such a act would be shocking to you. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-06-14, 06:17 PM	#7
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Don't pee on an electric fence either. Unless you're aiming to curl your hair, fry your balls and take a dump in your overhauls. I tried pooping in my toaster butt it burned me bum. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-07-14, 07:08 AM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven. DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. On it goes.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-05-14, 11:26 AM	#5
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,820 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Treat your toaster with respect, and loving attention. Otherwise it will leave you.. Brad the toaster: http://vimeo.com/41363473#at=0

04-07-14, 07:40 AM	#9
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	But its been done on YouTube so it must be right! This from 2 years ago: Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.