Three Wishes

1. Global thermonuclear war
2. A global killer to impact Earth
3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply

Thanks Barbara.

[Platapus]

Three wishes

1. Barbara Eden
2. Barbara Feldon
3. Bucket of Viagra

Yeah, I will call the hospital *after* the four hours and take my chances.

[Mittelwaechter]

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

[STEED]

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

[BossMark]

Originally Posted by STEED

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

This

[Wolferz]

Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber?

The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy. Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts.

Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys. If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall.

Kneel before Zod!

The Jedi temple is now hiring.

[Mittelwaechter]

Sith Lord dreams these are.

Originally Posted by Mittelwaechter

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

Ohh, a Z-Apocalypse, that's clever!
This way Earth won't suffer that much and we just disappear so the planet can start over without us... a global killer would lengthen this progress a little I guess...