Three Wishes

Wolferz · 04-04-14, 05:46 PM

What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes.

What would they be?

If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal.

Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber.
Make me impervious to any and all harm.
Three more wishes.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 06:33 PM

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish.

Then

Wolferz · 04-04-14, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish.

Then

She's old enough to be your gramma.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

She's old enough to be your gramma.

That just makes it a bit more naughty.

04-04-14, 07:37 PM

1. Global thermonuclear war
2. A global killer to impact Earth
3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply

Thanks Barbara.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 07:43 PM

Three wishes

1. Barbara Eden
2. Barbara Feldon
3. Bucket of Viagra

Yeah, I will call the hospital *after* the four hours and take my chances.

Mittelwaechter · 04-04-14, 08:13 PM

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

STEED · 04-05-14, 03:38 AM

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

04-05-14, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mittelwaechter

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

Ohh, a Z-Apocalypse, that's clever!
This way Earth won't suffer that much and we just disappear so the planet can start over without us... a global killer would lengthen this progress a little I guess...

BossMark · 04-05-14, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

This

Wolferz · 04-05-14, 07:13 AM

Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber?

The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy.

Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts.

Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys.

If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall.

Kneel before Zod!

The Jedi temple is now hiring.

Mittelwaechter · 04-05-14, 07:48 AM

Sith Lord dreams these are.

Jimbuna · 04-05-14, 07:58 AM

The worlds largest lottery jackpot win.

Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends.

Lock this thread.

Wolferz · 04-05-14, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

The worlds largest lottery jackpot win.

Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends.

Lock this thread.

I'm only laughing because wealth won't bring you happiness.
I'm sure the crown will be very happy.
False happiness like a grinning Zombie?

Genie says; "I can't lock the thread, Jim because nobody is breaking the rules. Next wish." " Oh wait. You're done. You happy, wealthy fellow, you."

Jimbuna · 04-05-14, 08:47 AM

Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of

04-04-14, 05:46 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Three Wishes What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes. What would they be? If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal. Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber. Make me impervious to any and all harm. Three more wishes. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-04-14, 06:33 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish. Then __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-04-14, 07:43 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Three wishes 1. Barbara Eden 2. Barbara Feldon 3. Bucket of Viagra Yeah, I will call the hospital after the four hours and take my chances. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-04-14, 08:13 PM	#7
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	@ Nippelspanner LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show. Well... - undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches) - replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win - finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it. __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

04-05-14, 03:38 AM	#8
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con. 2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better. 3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-04-14, 07:37 PM	#5
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	1. Global thermonuclear war 2. A global killer to impact Earth 3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply Thanks Barbara.

04-05-14, 07:13 AM	#11
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber? The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy. Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts. Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys. If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall. Kneel before Zod! The Jedi temple is now hiring. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-05-14, 07:48 AM	#12
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Sith Lord dreams these are. __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

04-05-14, 07:58 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The worlds largest lottery jackpot win. Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends. Lock this thread. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-05-14, 08:47 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!