Embarrassing/awkward Moments

BossMark · 03-26-14, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Noted.

Indeed

Herr-Berbunch · 03-26-14, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Noted.

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Indeed

Me three.

Jimbuna · 03-26-14, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Noted.

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Indeed

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Me three.

Ha! looks like an interesting period of moderation could be coming along shortly

Betonov · 03-26-14, 06:36 AM

wetty pants here reminded me when I sliped on ice in Ljubljana and fell flat on my back. When I got up I saw a shocked senior citizen, looked him right in the eyes and said: it happens to the best of us
And limped on

And that one time I fell asleep on the train to Ljubljana and was awoken by a customs officer on the Croatian border. Luckily, that train was headed to Belgrade

Jimbuna · 03-26-14, 07:47 AM

^

I was also known as the milky bar kid because I would always ask for pop when visiting a 'tea spot' (a garage, shop or other business premises)

Betonov · 03-26-14, 09:23 AM

I've been called the brick due to my shape and name.
And a lot of things by my mother that are not suitable for the forum.

And there was that one company picnic where I said I'll jump in the river if I hear Alejandro again and as fate would have it, someone had a Lady Gaga Cd with him. And so I swam, underwear only infront of the entire company.
Took me 4 years to loose the name Alejandro.

And when I was in Rovinj, the designated driver trying to herd 3 drunk friends to the car. From all the catching and picking up people from the wet grass I looked like I thrown up all over me, did a #1 and #2 in my pants and went half a mile on my knees. And I was the only one sober

Wolferz · 03-26-14, 11:33 AM

I'm fueling my vehicle at a convenience store pump when a lady pulls up to the other side and proceeds to fumble around with the fueling equipment clearly at a loss in it's workings. So, like a good samaritan, I offer to assist. Unbeknownst to me the previous patron was lazy and had shoved their gas cap into the trigger. I pulled the nozzle from the pump and flipped the switch only to have gasoline come spewing forth in the direction of the lady, soaking her in gas from the neck down.

Tango589 · 03-26-14, 12:00 PM

When i was seeing my girlfriend (now wife) for the second time I had a bad chesty cough. We were sat at her place drinking red wine and I had just taken a mouthful when, without warning, I coughed a spray of red wine all over her face, neck, coffee table and carpet. Fortunately she was ok about it and to my surprise even wanted to see me again! She still reminds me of it today.

Wolferz · 03-26-14, 12:15 PM

Tango has the right idea. Spit in her face right off the bat.

Aktungbby · 03-26-14, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Now, the boss often came by and worked late, but he wasn't there. Just so happen he drove by late and saw my truck there and wondered why I was there near midnight. We had the light off and we were shocked when it flicked on, both naked getting it on, my boss standing there. We all looked at each other for a few seconds in shock.

In flagrante Dilicto..

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Originally Posted by Tango589

red wine all over her face, neck, coffee table and carpet. Fortunately she was ok about it and to my surprise even wanted to see me again! She still reminds me of it today.

"In vino veritas!"

as said by Val Kilmer (Doc Holliday in Tombstone)

Whatever it takes for a happy ending: Boy gets girl!

vanjast · 04-09-14, 01:48 AM

Let me have a go...

Next to my kids school there are 3 fast food joints, Nando's, MacDonalds and KFC. Every day when I pick him up he always bugs me to get a take away.
I always say no.

So one day, feeling daring, I say let's get a Big Mac - there are cheers from the crowd (1), and we 'whip' into the first drive through.

Teller: "What would you like, sir"
Me: "2 big Mac's, and two small fries, please"
Teller: "Sorry sir, we don't do big macs"
Me:"Come on, is it the wrong time of day or what - you do big Macs don't you ?"
Teller: "No sir we don't do big mac's"
Me: "Really! , may I ask why not ?"
Teller:" This is KFC, MacDonalds is next door over there"
Me: "£%^$%^$£^&$££"

My kid never stopped laughing, within hours the whole family was having a go at me.

Wolferz · 04-09-14, 07:07 AM

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This is KFC, MacDonalds is next door over there"

Who am I?
What am I
Where am I!?

03-26-14, 07:47 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	^ I was also known as the milky bar kid because I would always ask for pop when visiting a 'tea spot' (a garage, shop or other business premises) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-26-14, 11:33 AM	#7
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	No good deed goes unpunished... I'm fueling my vehicle at a convenience store pump when a lady pulls up to the other side and proceeds to fumble around with the fueling equipment clearly at a loss in it's workings. So, like a good samaritan, I offer to assist. Unbeknownst to me the previous patron was lazy and had shoved their gas cap into the trigger. I pulled the nozzle from the pump and flipped the switch only to have gasoline come spewing forth in the direction of the lady, soaking her in gas from the neck down. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

03-26-14, 12:00 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	When i was seeing my girlfriend (now wife) for the second time I had a bad chesty cough. We were sat at her place drinking red wine and I had just taken a mouthful when, without warning, I coughed a spray of red wine all over her face, neck, coffee table and carpet. Fortunately she was ok about it and to my surprise even wanted to see me again! She still reminds me of it today. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

03-26-14, 12:15 PM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Tango has the right idea. Spit in her face right off the bat. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

03-26-14, 06:36 AM	#4
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	wetty pants here reminded me when I sliped on ice in Ljubljana and fell flat on my back. When I got up I saw a shocked senior citizen, looked him right in the eyes and said: it happens to the best of us And limped on And that one time I fell asleep on the train to Ljubljana and was awoken by a customs officer on the Croatian border. Luckily, that train was headed to Belgrade

03-26-14, 09:23 AM	#6
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I've been called the brick due to my shape and name. And a lot of things by my mother that are not suitable for the forum. And there was that one company picnic where I said I'll jump in the river if I hear Alejandro again and as fate would have it, someone had a Lady Gaga Cd with him. And so I swam, underwear only infront of the entire company. Took me 4 years to loose the name Alejandro. And when I was in Rovinj, the designated driver trying to herd 3 drunk friends to the car. From all the catching and picking up people from the wet grass I looked like I thrown up all over me, did a #1 and #2 in my pants and went half a mile on my knees. And I was the only one sober

04-09-14, 01:48 AM	#11
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,739 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	Let me have a go... Next to my kids school there are 3 fast food joints, Nando's, MacDonalds and KFC. Every day when I pick him up he always bugs me to get a take away. I always say no. So one day, feeling daring, I say let's get a Big Mac - there are cheers from the crowd (1), and we 'whip' into the first drive through. Teller: "What would you like, sir" Me: "2 big Mac's, and two small fries, please" Teller: "Sorry sir, we don't do big macs" Me:"Come on, is it the wrong time of day or what - you do big Macs don't you ?" Teller: "No sir we don't do big mac's" Me: "Really! , may I ask why not ?" Teller:" This is KFC, MacDonalds is next door over there" Me: "£%^$%^$£^&$££" My kid never stopped laughing, within hours the whole family was having a go at me.