Embarrassing/awkward Moments

GoldenRivet · 03-25-14, 10:42 PM

My best friend and I are at a party, everyone is drinking. we brought our wives along. (years ago when i was married)

His wife and my wife are the same height and weight with almost the same hair color. keep that in mind.

So i am perched on the edge of the kitchen table, and a friend of mine is standing on the other end of the room and we are talking and cutting up. My wife is standing in front of me a few paces listening to the conversation with her back turned to me facing the story teller across the way.

Part way through the story as he is finishing up his tale i get up while paying close attention to the ending of his story and walk up behind her, and take a sniff of her hair, i run my hands up her back and start rubbing on her shoulders and she is backing up to me and getting a little into it and i run my hands down her arms and onto her hips.

well about this time my wife walks into the room next to the guy telling the story and grabs a couple of drinks out of the refrigerator behind him.

my brain immediately goes "wait a minute... if you are over there, how am i..."

i announced with a shy laugh "oooops! wrong woman."

it was embarrassing as hell but when i pointed out my error everyone was dying of laughter, including my buddy and both of our spouses thankfully.

magic452 · 03-26-14, 01:17 AM

You got very very lucky on that one GR.

Magic

GoldenRivet · 03-26-14, 01:27 AM

well....... almost

magic452 · 03-26-14, 02:05 AM

If only the wife hadn't walked in.

Magic

KrazyDimondRX · 03-26-14, 03:43 AM

first kiss was with a super cute blonde girl at an ice rink, i was 14 or 15. mid kiss i slipped on the ice and she had to catch me in a "dipping" fashion

18 or so at work, fooling around with a long drain pipe and attempting to play it as a didgereedoo as i walked. The bottom edge of pipe caught a lip in the floor and cut my upper lip enough to scar a crescent shape permanently. Lamest/dumbest scar story ever

BossMark · 03-26-14, 03:49 AM

When I was in church at my mates wedding and just couldn't help it, I farted I thought it would silent but how wrong how I was not just loud but also very smelly

There is more awkward moments but some are unrepeatable on these forums

Jimbuna · 03-26-14, 05:15 AM

Too numerous to mention but one of the lighter moments.....sitting in a patrol car on an icy winters day and observed another vehicle failing to adhere to a no entry sign about 50 yards where I was situated and approaching me.

I immediately exited my vehicle, walked to the centre of the road and gestured with a hand signal my requirement for him to pull over and stop.

Next thing I slipped and was sitting on my posterior, I'm sure I heard a few laughs coming from those pedestrians walking by...the vehicle stopped and the driver helped me back to my feet using much restraint to curb his natural desire to laugh.

That driver never got a ticket that day and for many a day after I was known in the station as PC Wetty Pants.

03-25-14, 10:42 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	My best friend and I are at a party, everyone is drinking. we brought our wives along. (years ago when i was married) His wife and my wife are the same height and weight with almost the same hair color. keep that in mind. So i am perched on the edge of the kitchen table, and a friend of mine is standing on the other end of the room and we are talking and cutting up. My wife is standing in front of me a few paces listening to the conversation with her back turned to me facing the story teller across the way. Part way through the story as he is finishing up his tale i get up while paying close attention to the ending of his story and walk up behind her, and take a sniff of her hair, i run my hands up her back and start rubbing on her shoulders and she is backing up to me and getting a little into it and i run my hands down her arms and onto her hips. well about this time my wife walks into the room next to the guy telling the story and grabs a couple of drinks out of the refrigerator behind him. my brain immediately goes "wait a minute... if you are over there, how am i..." i announced with a shy laugh "oooops! wrong woman." it was embarrassing as hell but when i pointed out my error everyone was dying of laughter, including my buddy and both of our spouses thankfully. __________________

03-26-14, 01:17 AM	#2
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	You got very very lucky on that one GR. Magic __________________ Reported lost 11 Feb. 1942 Signature by depthtok33l

03-26-14, 01:27 AM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	well....... almost __________________

03-26-14, 02:05 AM	#4
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	If only the wife hadn't walked in. Magic __________________ Reported lost 11 Feb. 1942 Signature by depthtok33l

03-26-14, 03:43 AM	#5
KrazyDimondRX Seaman Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: NZ, North Island, Counties Posts: 37 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	first kiss was with a super cute blonde girl at an ice rink, i was 14 or 15. mid kiss i slipped on the ice and she had to catch me in a "dipping" fashion 18 or so at work, fooling around with a long drain pipe and attempting to play it as a didgereedoo as i walked. The bottom edge of pipe caught a lip in the floor and cut my upper lip enough to scar a crescent shape permanently. Lamest/dumbest scar story ever __________________ " An intellectual vacuum so strong that sometime I fear she will soak up the solar system like a black hole. " Skybird " That crazy Mulligan's droppin'em all over the place! "

03-26-14, 03:49 AM	#6
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	When I was in church at my mates wedding and just couldn't help it, I farted I thought it would silent but how wrong how I was not just loud but also very smelly There is more awkward moments but some are unrepeatable on these forums __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

03-26-14, 05:15 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Too numerous to mention but one of the lighter moments.....sitting in a patrol car on an icy winters day and observed another vehicle failing to adhere to a no entry sign about 50 yards where I was situated and approaching me. I immediately exited my vehicle, walked to the centre of the road and gestured with a hand signal my requirement for him to pull over and stop. Next thing I slipped and was sitting on my posterior, I'm sure I heard a few laughs coming from those pedestrians walking by...the vehicle stopped and the driver helped me back to my feet using much restraint to curb his natural desire to laugh. That driver never got a ticket that day and for many a day after I was known in the station as PC Wetty Pants. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!