13 Worst States To Be A Burglar

Sailor Steve · 02-13-14, 01:06 PM

Utah doesn't need tough burglary laws. We don't expect them to make it that far.

STEED · 02-13-14, 01:14 PM

Come to the UK our doors are always open, free tea and coffee with a slice of chocolate cake.

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Come to the UK our doors are always open, free tea and coffee with a slice of chocolate cake.

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

STEED · 02-13-14, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

I hope you got plenty of these signs up.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Warning-Tres...l+be+shot+sign

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:33 PM

We use this sign....

I won't waste ammo on a thieving scumbag but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had.
Butt stroke to the head. Repeat as needed until no sign of life remains. Groin shots are just as effective.

STEED · 02-13-14, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

We use this sign....

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:41 PM

The dog is just the burglar alarm system. She's a bloody coward.

Onkel Neal · 02-13-14, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

Maybe that's why Texas doesn't rank as top toughest states on burglary... most of them don't survive.

I wish

02-13-14, 01:06 PM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Utah doesn't need tough burglary laws. We don't expect them to make it that far. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-13-14, 01:14 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Come to the UK our doors are always open, free tea and coffee with a slice of chocolate cake. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-13-14, 01:33 PM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	We use this sign.... I won't waste ammo on a thieving scumbag but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had. Butt stroke to the head. Repeat as needed until no sign of life remains. Groin shots are just as effective. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-13-14, 01:41 PM	#7
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The dog is just the burglar alarm system. She's a bloody coward. __________________ Tomorrow never comes