13 Worst States To Be A Burglar

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Come to the UK our doors are always open, free tea and coffee with a slice of chocolate cake.

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

STEED · 02-13-14, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

I hope you got plenty of these signs up.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Warning-Tres...l+be+shot+sign

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:33 PM

We use this sign....

I won't waste ammo on a thieving scumbag but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had.
Butt stroke to the head. Repeat as needed until no sign of life remains. Groin shots are just as effective.

STEED · 02-13-14, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

We use this sign....

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 01:41 PM

The dog is just the burglar alarm system. She's a bloody coward.

02-13-14, 02:46 PM

While Nancy and I were in Hawaii, 3 people broke into our home and assaulted my Step-son and a friend.
They also tore up the house.
They got 3 years hard time.
What made it hard time was me contacting people and for a small donation?
Nasty things happened to them.

Wolferz · 02-13-14, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

While Nancy and I were in Hawaii, 3 people broke into our home and assaulted my Step-son and a friend.
They also tore up the house.
They got 3 years hard time.
What made it hard time was me contacting people and for a small donation?
Nasty things happened to them.

It's amazing what you can get with a carton of smokes.

Aktungbby · 02-13-14, 03:08 PM

Seriously kids: as in the other post on English jammy dodgers, the best defense is a well bribed yard sign from the local alarm service; tip the guy a $20 and put it up with a few motion detector lights; for diehards, a little 3/8 foil strip in the window or small alarm stickers will do as well, along with a blinking red light camera (fake) over the front porch..The banditos will move on to other easier pickings after they case the joint! WOLFERTZ! no shooting unless the hole is predug and you have two bags of quicklime! No tryer of fact,(juror) 6 months after the fact, ever sees it the way you saw it along your gunsight at the time you were seeing it. Jurisprudential Monday-morning quarterbacking at its worst! You'll just be the bad guy.

Armistead · 02-13-14, 03:12 PM

In our county burglars get shot, survivors get shot again...

Onkel Neal · 02-13-14, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I guess your burglars have nothing to fear other than a truncheon or the occasional fireplace poker.

In my neck of the woods, burglars get shot coming or going. The police tell us if the burglar falls out the door, drag his sorry hide back inside.

Maybe that's why Texas doesn't rank as top toughest states on burglary... most of them don't survive.

I wish

02-13-14, 01:33 PM	#3
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	We use this sign.... I won't waste ammo on a thieving scumbag but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had. Butt stroke to the head. Repeat as needed until no sign of life remains. Groin shots are just as effective. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-13-14, 01:41 PM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The dog is just the burglar alarm system. She's a bloody coward. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-13-14, 03:12 PM	#9
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	In our county burglars get shot, survivors get shot again... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

02-13-14, 02:46 PM	#6
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	While Nancy and I were in Hawaii, 3 people broke into our home and assaulted my Step-son and a friend. They also tore up the house. They got 3 years hard time. What made it hard time was me contacting people and for a small donation? Nasty things happened to them.

02-13-14, 03:08 PM	#8
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,059 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Seriously kids: as in the other post on English jammy dodgers, the best defense is a well bribed yard sign from the local alarm service; tip the guy a $20 and put it up with a few motion detector lights; for diehards, a little 3/8 foil strip in the window or small alarm stickers will do as well, along with a blinking red light camera (fake) over the front porch..The banditos will move on to other easier pickings after they case the joint! WOLFERTZ! no shooting unless the hole is predug and you have two bags of quicklime! No tryer of fact,(juror) 6 months after the fact, ever sees it the way you saw it along your gunsight at the time you were seeing it. Jurisprudential Monday-morning quarterbacking at its worst! You'll just be the bad guy.