This is so hilarious and so tragically at the same time

Wolferz · 12-18-13, 06:40 PM

The heartbreak of phone addiction. I guess Angry Birds was worth taking a long walk off a short pier. The good news is, she retained possession of the phone. It probably didn't even get wet

Like a drunk I saw leaving a bar one night...
He slipped and fell on an icy parking lot, landed hard enough to cause his digital watch to light up the time and never spilled a drop from his beer can. He picked himself up, got in his car and drove home drunk.

12-18-13, 06:40 PM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The heartbreak of phone addiction. I guess Angry Birds was worth taking a long walk off a short pier. The good news is, she retained possession of the phone. It probably didn't even get wet Like a drunk I saw leaving a bar one night... He slipped and fell on an icy parking lot, landed hard enough to cause his digital watch to light up the time and never spilled a drop from his beer can. He picked himself up, got in his car and drove home drunk. __________________ Tomorrow never comes