Sumbarines, Carpets & Levitation (Balz)

Tango589 · 09-19-13, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by desertstriker

poor Balz

Yes, he probably squashed them when he landed!

Brag · 10-05-13, 06:45 AM

Thud, Balz hit the deck like groaning pillow.
Lt. Werner Schnitzel said, "The landing was better but still noisy
Zeiler Ztif said, "You need to extend your time aloft between take off and landing."
"I have an idea," said Bernard.
Balz rubbed his sore ribs. "All right, let's hear your stupid idea.." Balz grumbled
Bernard laid tge magic carpet on the captain's bunk. "Herr Kaleun. You should take this carpet back and trade it in for a flying submarine."
"You piece of worthless barnacle." Balz grabbed Bernard by the throat and shook him."If Hitler wanted me to have a flying submarine he would have given me command of
a submarine that flies."
Lt. Werner Schnitzel scratched his ear." flying submarines would only be effective against flying convoys. As far as I know the British have not yet invented flying convoys"

Bernard thought he would take advantage of Werner Schnitzel's stupidity. "Herr Kaleun I should go topside to be on the lookout of flying convoys and making sure you are the first to be aware of their presense. in the viscinity.

"Ya, Bernard, be ready for possible flying convoys., and you lot. He pointed c at the men su surrounding him, "prepare another flying carpet flight.

Jimbuna · 10-05-13, 06:48 AM

Brag · 10-21-13, 07:49 AM

Balz finished hammering and stepped back to admire his handy work. "Magic carpet on the wall, who is the greatest skipper in the world?
The choir of U-123sang. It's Balz who makes torpedoes walz, Balz, Balz, Balz.".
With the magic carpet firmly nailed to the bulkhead Balz felt better. There was no further need to take carpet flying lessons. He would let the Luftwaffe worry about carpet bombing.

"Now, men, prepare to get underway, We will go into the thick of the great tonnage game. That is serious business, choir, practice your Mexican songs so that the Brits mistake us for a mariachi boat and scratch their heads in awed wonder and reverence over the meaning of ay yay yay."

Next Balz adventure brewing

10-05-13, 06:45 AM	#2
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Thud, Balz hit the deck like groaning pillow. Lt. Werner Schnitzel said, "The landing was better but still noisy Zeiler Ztif said, "You need to extend your time aloft between take off and landing." "I have an idea," said Bernard. Balz rubbed his sore ribs. "All right, let's hear your stupid idea.." Balz grumbled Bernard laid tge magic carpet on the captain's bunk. "Herr Kaleun. You should take this carpet back and trade it in for a flying submarine." "You piece of worthless barnacle." Balz grabbed Bernard by the throat and shook him."If Hitler wanted me to have a flying submarine he would have given me command of a submarine that flies." Lt. Werner Schnitzel scratched his ear." flying submarines would only be effective against flying convoys. As far as I know the British have not yet invented flying convoys" Bernard thought he would take advantage of Werner Schnitzel's stupidity. "Herr Kaleun I should go topside to be on the lookout of flying convoys and making sure you are the first to be aware of their presense. in the viscinity. "Ya, Bernard, be ready for possible flying convoys., and you lot. He pointed c at the men su surrounding him, "prepare another flying carpet flight. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 10-05-13 at 07:06 AM.

10-05-13, 06:48 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-21-13, 07:49 AM	#4
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz finished hammering and stepped back to admire his handy work. "Magic carpet on the wall, who is the greatest skipper in the world? The choir of U-123sang. It's Balz who makes torpedoes walz, Balz, Balz, Balz.". With the magic carpet firmly nailed to the bulkhead Balz felt better. There was no further need to take carpet flying lessons. He would let the Luftwaffe worry about carpet bombing. "Now, men, prepare to get underway, We will go into the thick of the great tonnage game. That is serious business, choir, practice your Mexican songs so that the Brits mistake us for a mariachi boat and scratch their heads in awed wonder and reverence over the meaning of ay yay yay." Next Balz adventure brewing __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/