Worst, most unrealistic movie you ever seen.

soopaman2 · 07-25-13, 02:25 PM

Red Planet with Val Kilmer.

Pile of steaming uhhh.... "vegetables"

Yeah cuz all vegetables smell like farts, and vomit, as this movie did.

kranz · 07-25-13, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Red Planet with Val Kilmer.

one of my favorite SF movies.
Carrie Anne Moss - me gusta.

soopaman2 · 07-25-13, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kranz

one of my favorite SF movies.
Carrie Anne Moss - me gusta.

Carrie Moss was clearly the best actor in that movie.

I can agree with that.

Red October1984 · 07-25-13, 03:42 PM

Val Kilmer has that look on his face that makes me want to break it.

Something about his smile is just annoying.

The Ghost and The Darkness was a great movie though...

August · 07-25-13, 03:49 PM

Code name: Wild Geese

The movie opens with 15 minute unrealistic assault on some compound then the rest of the movie is the same 15 minutes as seen from each and every cast members viewpoint.

vienna · 07-25-13, 03:51 PM

"The Ten Commandments"...

Always hated Heston's 'acting'; he actually make Shatner seem a decent actor...

<O>

the_tyrant · 07-25-13, 04:13 PM

Lets be honest here, movies like Olympus has Fallen, Rambo, Commando, and what not aren't meant to be taken seriously script wise.

I call it "non-sexual porn". AKA, the plot is just meant to string the action along, the movie is meant to focus on the actor's bodies (or in recent years, with less and less muscle men in acting, the special effects), and usually ends in big men exploding.

Don't take these things too seriously, or bring your brain. Just watch and enjoy.

Stealhead · 07-25-13, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Val Kilmer has that look on his face that makes me want to break it.

Something about his smile is just annoying.

Dont move Red...... Val Kilmer wants to draw a portrait of your smile...

Red October1984 · 07-25-13, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

Lets be honest here, movies like Olympus has Fallen, Rambo, Commando, and what not aren't meant to be taken seriously script wise.

I call it "non-sexual porn". AKA, the plot is just meant to string the action along, the movie is meant to focus on the actor's bodies (or in recent years, with less and less muscle men in acting, the special effects), and usually ends in big men exploding.

Don't take these things too seriously, or bring your brain. Just watch and enjoy.

+1 Goes without saying

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Dont move Red...... Val Kilmer wants to draw a portrait of your smile...

I think the Insta-Angry pills just kicked in.

August · 07-25-13, 11:59 PM

I'm no big fan of Val Kilmer but I thought he was pretty good in the movie Red Planet.

CaptainMattJ. · 07-25-13, 02:41 PM

Red planet wasnt supposed to be realistic. Neither was Olympus has fallen. Red planet was totally fictional and olympus has fallen was just supposed to be a movie with big explosions and VIPs kicking arse. They were entertainment movies, action (or in red planet's case, dramatic) flicks with lots of boom boom. Perhaps you set your expectations too high for a more realistic scenario about the president being assaulted, of course it wasn't.

Im surprised nobody has mentioned U-571. I don't think it was bad, but steve and many members of this forum who are VERY passionate about their subs hate it because it had so many errors. Many find it insulting that it was with americans instead of the brits, and that two subs fought each other underwater, but as a movie i didn't think it was bad. It entertained me, once i looked past all the fallacies. It certainly wasnt a memorable flick past the fact that it was one of the few u-boat flicks. At least it wasn't like battleship.

Battleship was just god awful.

07-25-13, 02:25 PM	#1
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Red Planet with Val Kilmer. Pile of steaming uhhh.... "vegetables" Yeah cuz all vegetables smell like farts, and vomit, as this movie did. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Val Kilmer has that look on his face that makes me want to break it. Something about his smile is just annoying. The Ghost and The Darkness was a great movie though... __________________

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Code name: Wild Geese The movie opens with 15 minute unrealistic assault on some compound then the rest of the movie is the same 15 minutes as seen from each and every cast members viewpoint. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,719 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	"The Ten Commandments"... Always hated Heston's 'acting'; he actually make Shatner seem a decent actor... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Lets be honest here, movies like Olympus has Fallen, Rambo, Commando, and what not aren't meant to be taken seriously script wise. I call it "non-sexual porn". AKA, the plot is just meant to string the action along, the movie is meant to focus on the actor's bodies (or in recent years, with less and less muscle men in acting, the special effects), and usually ends in big men exploding. Don't take these things too seriously, or bring your brain. Just watch and enjoy. __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm no big fan of Val Kilmer but I thought he was pretty good in the movie Red Planet. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	Red planet wasnt supposed to be realistic. Neither was Olympus has fallen. Red planet was totally fictional and olympus has fallen was just supposed to be a movie with big explosions and VIPs kicking arse. They were entertainment movies, action (or in red planet's case, dramatic) flicks with lots of boom boom. Perhaps you set your expectations too high for a more realistic scenario about the president being assaulted, of course it wasn't. Im surprised nobody has mentioned U-571. I don't think it was bad, but steve and many members of this forum who are VERY passionate about their subs hate it because it had so many errors. Many find it insulting that it was with americans instead of the brits, and that two subs fought each other underwater, but as a movie i didn't think it was bad. It entertained me, once i looked past all the fallacies. It certainly wasnt a memorable flick past the fact that it was one of the few u-boat flicks. At least it wasn't like battleship. Battleship was just god awful. __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison