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Brag · 05-28-13, 02:42 AM

Lorient 21 Aoril 1942

Hi Hitler!

Today, in honour of your birthday, I have forbidden farting on my boat. Since U 321 is leaving on patrol tonight, farting will not be allowed until we are well clear of the French coast.

While you are eating your birthday cake, you should remember that the farting ban includes wet, whistling, and sticky farts

To make this a perfect day, I have authored a poem for you:

Roses are red
oceans are blue
we don't fart just for you-

Modestly
KPT. Leut.Johan Sebastian Balz
Your greatest U boat commander

05-28-13, 02:42 AM	#15
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A taste of Balz Lorient 21 Aoril 1942 Hi Hitler! Today, in honour of your birthday, I have forbidden farting on my boat. Since U 321 is leaving on patrol tonight, farting will not be allowed until we are well clear of the French coast. While you are eating your birthday cake, you should remember that the farting ban includes wet, whistling, and sticky farts To make this a perfect day, I have authored a poem for you: Roses are red oceans are blue we don't fart just for you- Modestly KPT. Leut.Johan Sebastian Balz Your greatest U boat commander __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/