US Army's last tanks depart from Germany

August · 04-10-13, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Turrets syndrome?

That pun is so bad, I wished I had thought of it.

Armor puns coming?

nikimcbee · 04-10-13, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Armor puns coming?

Armo(u)r puns?

So an Abrams meets a T-72 and says, "You gotta light?"
The T-72 says "Yeah, just a second."

The T-72 explodes and bursts into flames.

Abrams says "Tanks."

Red October1984 · 04-10-13, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Armo(u)r puns?

So an Abrams meets a T-72 and says, "You gotta light?"
The T-72 says "Yeah, just a second."

The T-72 explodes and bursts into flames.

Abrams says "Tanks."

Not bad.

August · 04-10-13, 08:46 PM

What do Germans and tanks have in common?

Sprockets

(Skybird is the one in the back touching the monkey)

04-10-13, 09:18 PM

I think the jokes are about depleted.

Red October1984 · 04-10-13, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

I think the jokes are about depleted.

*Takes off his CVC*

What do you mean!?!? We've got enough ammo!

Penguin · 04-11-13, 06:05 AM

Y'all cannon't be serious with all those panz. Chain't you got anything better to do?

(LMAO at the Sprockets

, never saw them before)

Schroeder · 04-11-13, 06:55 AM

Let's raise a tankard then on good tank puns.

flatsixes · 04-11-13, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Let's raise a tankard then on good tank puns.

Isn't this tread is punishment enough already?

04-10-13, 08:46 PM	#4
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What do Germans and tanks have in common? Sprockets (Skybird is the one in the back touching the monkey) __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

04-11-13, 06:55 AM	#8
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Let's raise a tankard then on good tank puns. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

04-10-13, 09:18 PM	#5
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I think the jokes are about depleted.

04-11-13, 06:05 AM	#7
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Y'all cannon't be serious with all those panz. Chain't you got anything better to do? (LMAO at the Sprockets , never saw them before)