someone please explain the 9mm ammo shortage

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I think the DHS Holocaust rent the FEMA Death Camps on weekdays, and the Lizardman changelings rent them at weekends. It's good for the US economy.

Nah. You see, they used to do that.

Then the Illinois Neo-Nazis decided to try and use them on wednesday nights to train the Neo-SS. FEMA and DHS decided that too many death groups were using the camps and now we have the leader of the Illinois Neo-Nazis as president. Next, he builds up DHS so he can exterminate US citizens on weekdays and the Neo-SS get to guard the camps. The Lizardman Changelings run the kitchen and the Anti-Gun Campaign with the INN and Barack Obama. FEMA is responsible for keeping this entire thing under wraps and camp staff.

We wonder why Chicago is a terribly dangerous place now....