Reports of shooting at Fort Knox

Red October1984 · 04-03-13, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Police are on the lookout for a overweight balding German-ish man, a blond women and a muscular Korean in a bowler hat.

Please tell me you aren't serious.

Cybermat47 · 04-03-13, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Please tell me you aren't serious.

Of course he is.

Only a Scotsman can save us now...

yubba · 04-03-13, 08:28 PM

Oh, another work place related shooting.

Red October1984 · 04-03-13, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Of course he is.

Only a Scotsman can save us now...

How about.....

A SCOTCH KOREAN!

Sailor Steve · 04-03-13, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Of course he is.

Only a Scotsman can save us now...

I'm glad somebody got it.

frau kaleun · 04-03-13, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm glad somebody got it.

He didn't expect us to get it, Mr. Steve. He expected us to die.

TarJak · 04-04-13, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

He didn't expect us to get it, Mr. Steve. He expected us to die.

But as you only live twice, some of us have nearly run out of lives.

Red October1984 · 04-04-13, 06:34 AM

"I can't believe that you hate Thunderball"

"Says here that Thunderball is the best Bond movie"

Wolferz · 04-04-13, 08:08 AM

Ah. Fort Knox.
I was posted there for six years. We did a lot of shooting too....
at targets not each other

Goldfinger was attempting to rob the gold vault by putting everyone to sleep with his all female air force. The top pilot was the blonde woman P. Galore.
I installed the fire alarm systems in several schools on post including the tank drivers simulator building. It was always fun watching those kids climbing out of those simulators covered in barf. The M1A1 tank driver rides in a semi prone position. In a simulator with three video screens representing the outside world it can make you sick. They had barf bags but couldn't use them while prone. There was one driving maneuver in the program that always invoked the heave response. "Tank tumbling off a cliff. "

em2nought · 04-03-13, 09:41 PM

Texas told 'em they wanted "it" back.

Red October1984 · 04-03-13, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm glad somebody got it.

I apparently didn't....

frau kaleun · 04-03-13, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I apparently didn't....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)

The main character and villain (Goldfinger) is a heavyset, balding Germanish man. One of the accomplices on his payroll is a blonde woman who serves as his private pilot. One of the others is his muscular Korean bodyguard, who wears a bowler hat that he uses as a weapon (yes, really).

The main plot involves Goldfinger's plans to take over Fort Knox.

Red October1984 · 04-03-13, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)

The main character and villain (Goldfinger) is a heavyset, balding Germanish man. One of the accomplices on his payroll is a blonde woman who serves as his private pilot. One of the others is his muscular Korean bodyguard, who wears a bowler hat that he uses as a weapon (yes, really).

The main plot involves Goldfinger's plans to take over Fort Knox.

Oh god....I'm an idiot....

I love that movie....

frau kaleun · 04-03-13, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I love that movie....

Apparently not enough.

04-04-13, 06:34 AM	#8
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	"I can't believe that you hate Thunderball" "Says here that Thunderball is the best Bond movie" __________________

04-04-13, 08:08 AM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Ah. Fort Knox. I was posted there for six years. We did a lot of shooting too.... at targets not each other Goldfinger was attempting to rob the gold vault by putting everyone to sleep with his all female air force. The top pilot was the blonde woman P. Galore. I installed the fire alarm systems in several schools on post including the tank drivers simulator building. It was always fun watching those kids climbing out of those simulators covered in barf. The M1A1 tank driver rides in a semi prone position. In a simulator with three video screens representing the outside world it can make you sick. They had barf bags but couldn't use them while prone. There was one driving maneuver in the program that always invoked the heave response. "Tank tumbling off a cliff. " __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Texas told 'em they wanted "it" back. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

04-03-13, 08:28 PM	#3
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Oh, another work place related shooting.