This is the scariest movie I have ever seen

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

I know he's not real. But he still creeps me out...

You're sort of right about the organ-bag thing. He would take the organs out, put them in plastic bags, then put them back in.

His German name was Der Großmann, or Der Ritter.

I knew I was forgetting something! He put the organs in bags and then replaced them. That's right.

And yes. That's the German name. This thing is supposedly the "Scariest thing on the internet."

If I met slenderman out in the woods, I'd just shoot the thing and move on. I'll save all the young people of the world from this "horrible thing." I'd be just like shooting coyotes that are antagonizing people's animals.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

If I met slenderman out in the woods, I'd just shoot the thing and move on.

Is that in the job description the the Subsim hillbilly? 'Must be prepared to shoot invincible fictional characters on sight.'

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Is that in the job description the the Subsim hillbilly? 'Must be prepared to shoot invincible fictional characters on sight.'

You know it pal! I saw this unicorn once while deer hunting...

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

You know it pal! I saw this unicorn once while deer hunting...

On a more serious note, I would insult you in everyday possible for deer hunting... but my favourite food is sausages

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

On a more serious note, I would insult you in everyday possible for deer hunting... but my favourite food is sausages

Have you ever had Deer Sausage?

Your argument is invalid until you have deer meat. Deer Chili, Jerky, Sausage, Tacos, etc.

Deer makes some good food. What you have to understand is that we don't savagely hunt and wipe out the population of deer. There are regulated seasons and bag limits for almost every huntable animal. What we're doing is actually helping nature. You might say that we're killing off a species. That isn't true. We're regulating the population of one species to save the other species. We're keeping nature in balance. You anti-hunters just have the wrong idea. We aren't all bloodthirsty savages. We're just regulating deer population so that there's enough food for the other animals and that other animals don't become endangered. The same principle applies to every animal that we hunt over here. If you shoot some deer, there are enough acorns for the squirrels to eat and survive on. We don't just hunt deer for the trophy. Some people do. Most don't in my experience. It doesn't mean we don't try for the big one. I'm in this for multiple reasons. I like the meat, the deer population needs to stay in check, etc.


I don't have anything against you personally or anything. I'm just presenting my side of the argument.

Back to the thread.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Have you ever had Deer Sausage?

Every time I give up my right to dis deer hunters with my love of sausages, somebody asks if I've had deer sausages. It happened on YouTube, and it happened here. It's bizarre

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Every time I give up my right to dis deer hunters with my love of sausages, somebody asks if I've had deer sausages. It happened on YouTube, and it happened here. It's bizarre

Wait, what exactly is wrong with hunting?

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Every time I give up my right to dis deer hunters with my love of sausages, somebody asks if I've had deer sausages. It happened on YouTube, and it happened here. It's bizarre

It's almost worth trying to mail some to you. It's the best kind of sausage out there. The best kind is the "Old Fashioned" version from a local meat processor. They also have a Spicy version that is just as good.


It's also pretty darn hard to beat Fried Deer Nuggets made from the Backstraps and Tenderloins. Good stuff....