This is the scariest movie I have ever seen

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

So you've never seen Das Boot?

Or Downfall? How could anyone not watch Downfall, the shouty scenes were just as good as the squillion-and-one parodies.

Or Battle Royale? Or Man Bites Dog? Doberman? Seven Samurai?

Just sticking with the good ol' US of A factory produced stuff, a good grounding for life.

[Jimbuna]

The Exorcist took some beating in its day.

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

The Exorcist took some beating in its day.

You mean for being a little too intense? I don't doubt that for a second, ha.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

You mean for being a little too intense? I don't doubt that for a second, ha.

It certainly frightened me

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Or Downfall? How could anyone not watch Downfall, the shouty scenes were just as good as the squillion-and-one parodies.

You mean RedOctober's never seen Downfall? How could he not!? It's the greatest German film, bar one! Bring me RedOctober!
RedOctober!
RedOctober!
REDOCTOBER!

[STEED]

Confession...

I watched ALIEN when I was around 12 years old, did it scare me? No..I was blown away by the visual effects.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

So you've never seen Das Boot?

I know you've seen the thread I started where I spent my Saturday watching the entire Director's Cut.

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Or Downfall? How could anyone not watch Downfall, the shouty scenes were just as good as the squillion-and-one parodies.

Or Battle Royale? Or Man Bites Dog? Doberman? Seven Samurai?

Just sticking with the good ol' US of A factory produced stuff, a good grounding for life.

I've seen a couple foreign films. There was Das Boot, Beneath Hill 60 (An aussie movie for you CM47), Rec3, Attack on Leningrad, there was a really good Korean movie about the war from the South Korean's POV, there was War of the Dead, and there's a couple more I can't remember off the top of my head.

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

You mean RedOctober's never seen Downfall? How could he not!? It's the greatest German film, bar one! Bring me RedOctober!
RedOctober!
RedOctober!
REDOCTOBER!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Calm down. I have not seen Downfall. You can come and find me, but, I'll just retreat into the woods with a white morphsuit with a suit over it and hide behind trees. It'll look something like this:



HA!

[Oberon]

HAAAAAAAAAAI GUYS!

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Beneath Hill 60 (An aussie movie for you CM47)

Thanks, but I'm too young.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

I have not seen Downfall.

Neither have I.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

It'll look something like this:



HA!

You'll look like a blue square with a white question mark in the middle? Riiight...

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Thanks, but I'm too young.

What? Beneath Hill 60 isn't bad. It's rated R for language and war violence IIRC. There are no sex scenes in the movie. It's about the Aussie troops in WW1 that tunneled underneath the German trenches to blow them up and about the Germans trying to do the same thing. It was a really good, very well done movie.

Neither have I.

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

You'll look like a blue square with a white question mark in the middle? Riiight...

FYI, that is a picture of your worst enemy. Slenderman.... If you come to attack me, that'll be my counterattack. You seem pretty creeped out by Slendy. That'll work as a deterrent.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

A very good question. That would be like me criticizing someone's choice of beers.

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

You could only wish.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

What? Beneath Hill 60 isn't bad. It's rated R for language and war violence IIRC. There are no sex scenes in the movie. It's about the Aussie troops in WW1 that tunneled underneath the German trenches to blow them up and about the Germans trying to do the same thing. It was a really good, very well done movie.

OK, I'll try to see it then

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

I've seen bits of it... and, of course, the Hitler Parodies.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

Well, look at me, I'm responding to you like this. Sailor Steve must be infectious

Originally Posted by Red October1984

FYI, that is a picture of your worst enemy. Slenderman.... If you come to attack me, that'll be my counterattack. You seem pretty creeped out by Slendy. That'll work as a deterrent.

Thank you for getting this thread back on track

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

OK, I'll try to see it then

I think you'll really like it. If you have seen Alien, you have seen a gorier and more violent movie. Language isn't that bad IMHO. It might be cause I'm so used to hearing it all over the place.

I've seen bits of it... and, of course, the Hitler Parodies.

Everyone has at least seen ONE Hitler Parody. I've seen about 150.

Well, look at me, I'm responding to you like this. Sailor Steve must be infectious

The H82N41 Flu disease. The Sailor Steve Disease...it's the new epidemic. I don't know how the CDC hasn't picked up on it yet.

Thank you for getting this thread back on track

No problem...just remember....Slenderman isn't real. He makes for a hell of a story though. Have you researched the "Full story"?

He supposedly originated from some German myth and he uses his tentacle things to impale people high up on tree branches. He supposedly uses organs as bags and can change height from 6-15 feet easily. His primary targets are children, apparently. In the myth version, he looks more like a bipedal spider with a little more facial features and no suit. I forgot the German name for him...I'll google it. In the new, improved, and less "creepy" (i guess) he's just a blank face in a suit in the woods. Slenderman doesn't scare me. It's a flatout dumb myth. It shouldn't scare you. The game provides it's fair share of jump scenes. The first time I played it, I will admit to jumping a little when Slendy peeked out from behind the tree. That's expected though. It's just the anticipation. The actual thing itself isn't scary. I've seen some pretty funny Slenderman comedy videos. I liked the "Slenderman is a bad roommate" video on youtube.

I just know that when I grow up and have kids...I'm gonna have a heck of a ghost story to tell them. Not when they're real little....but about the time they are 9 or 10. Still young enough to get a little scare and old enough to know that stuff like that isn't real.

[Cybermat47]

I know he's not real. But he still creeps me out...

You're sort of right about the organ-bag thing. He would take the organs out, put them in plastic bags, then put them back in.

His German name was Der Großmann, or Der Ritter.

[HunterICX]

My own performance in the school's Play/musical

HunterICX