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Cybermat47 · 02-22-13, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Hottentot

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN INVOKED! TREMBLE, UNBELIEVERS!

CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK!

:s alute:

02-22-13, 03:26 AM

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Hadn't noticed until now, but there are no blacks in the "no more hesitation" targets.

Perhaps you had better check the range they sell instead of looking at the couple that loon Jones put on his crazy conspiracy site.

HunterICX · 02-22-13, 04:41 AM

GODS BE PRAISED, THE CAPSLOCKERS HAVE ARRIVED!
NOW MARCH ON TO ULTIMATE VICTORY!

HUNTERICX

Hottentot · 02-22-13, 04:52 AM

YES! WHILE THAT MUPPET OBAMA IS STEALING THE ATTENTION OF THE WEAK MINDED WITH HIS LOUD CHARADES, WE CAN BE COVERTLY FULFILLING OUR OWN MASTERPLAN! LO, FOR WHEN THE ULTIMATE VICTORY COMES, THERE SHALL BE NO LETTER IN YOUR KEYBOARD OTHER THAN C, A, P, S, L, O, ANOTHER C AND K. IN THAT ORDER. TYPING IN ANY OTHER OTHER SHALL BE PUNISHABLE BY DEPRIVING YOU OF MATCHING SOCKS!

EVERYTHING IS GOING AS PLANNED. SOON. VERY SOON...

WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS OUT LOUD?!

HunterICX · 02-22-13, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hottentot

WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS OUT LOUD?!

BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRUE SERVANT OF THE CAPSLOCK OVERLORDS!
*BOWS* LEAD US!

HUNTERICX

Penguin · 02-22-13, 06:21 AM

"Shhhhhhh!"
"Be quiet so i can fulfill my Obamacare-masterplan and plant mandadory RFID chips into all your hands."
(insert evil nazicommiemuslim laughter)

^the proof of the troof

Dammit_Carl! · 02-22-13, 07:24 AM

OH SNAP!

AVGWarhawk · 02-22-13, 08:03 AM

> A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
> pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him
> out of a cloud of dust.
>
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, Ray Ban®
> sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,
> "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
> will you give me a calf?"
>
> Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his
> peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
>
> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer,
> connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA
> page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact
> fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that
> scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
>
> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and
> exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...
>
> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image
> has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL®
> database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his
> Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
>
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
> miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You
> have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
>
> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
>
> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
> amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
>
> Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
> your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
>
> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why
> not?"
>
> "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
>
> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
>
> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
> though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
> knew, to a question I never asked.
>
> You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how
> much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how
> working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is
> a herd of sheep.
>
> Now give me back my dog.
>
> AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT.

Jimbuna · 02-22-13, 08:18 AM

^

Penguin · 02-22-13, 08:45 AM

Glad I din't have a drink in my mouth when I read this.

August · 02-22-13, 10:08 AM

It's funny because it's true!

geetrue · 02-22-13, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin

"Shhhhhhh!"
"Be quiet so i can fulfill my Obamacare-masterplan and plant mandadory RFID chips into all your hands."
(insert evil nazicommiemuslim laughter)

^the proof of the troof

I know you were just spoofing Penguin, but I had not heard of this RFID chip (just to get serious for a moment)
so I looked it up: http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

snopes doesn't let you cut and paste, but I urge all of you to read this brief article on why the RFID chip was not included
in the obamacare health plan, but yet a lot of scary emails were circulated about it.

This is why we need our own snopes mod with a sticky to rebuke these ideas that can ruin a community.

Well certainly can't ruin ours, but could save us a lot of time.

Psalm 37: 8 "Do not fret it only cause harm"

Betonov · 02-22-13, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

This is why we need our own snopes mod with a sticky to rebuke these ideas that can ruin a community.

Well certainly can't ruin ours, but could save us a lot of time.

Psalm 37: 8 "Do not fret it only cause harm"

Tribesman could PM me the responses and I'd put some ''diplomacy'' in them before posting them

NeonSamurai · 02-22-13, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Perhaps you had better check the range they sell instead of looking at the couple that loon Jones put on his crazy conspiracy site.

I like the zombie targets best, but it looks like they aren't selling those other kinds of targets any more.

02-22-13, 01:43 PM

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I like the zombie targets best, but it looks like they aren't selling those other kinds of targets any more.

Which? the pregnant woman, the lanino, the chinese, the indian, the chicken george and shaft?
All there and many more besides

02-22-13, 04:41 AM	#138
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	GODS BE PRAISED, THE CAPSLOCKERS HAVE ARRIVED! NOW MARCH ON TO ULTIMATE VICTORY! HUNTERICX __________________

02-22-13, 04:52 AM	#139
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	YES! WHILE THAT MUPPET OBAMA IS STEALING THE ATTENTION OF THE WEAK MINDED WITH HIS LOUD CHARADES, WE CAN BE COVERTLY FULFILLING OUR OWN MASTERPLAN! LO, FOR WHEN THE ULTIMATE VICTORY COMES, THERE SHALL BE NO LETTER IN YOUR KEYBOARD OTHER THAN C, A, P, S, L, O, ANOTHER C AND K. IN THAT ORDER. TYPING IN ANY OTHER OTHER SHALL BE PUNISHABLE BY DEPRIVING YOU OF MATCHING SOCKS! EVERYTHING IS GOING AS PLANNED. SOON. VERY SOON... WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS OUT LOUD?! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

02-22-13, 06:21 AM	#141
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	"Shhhhhhh!" "Be quiet so i can fulfill my Obamacare-masterplan and plant mandadory RFID chips into all your hands." (insert evil nazicommiemuslim laughter) ^the proof of the troof Last edited by Penguin; 02-22-13 at 07:36 AM. Reason: spellink

02-22-13, 08:03 AM	#143
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,276 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	> A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous > pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him > out of a cloud of dust. > > The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, Ray Ban® > sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, > "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, > will you give me a calf?" > > Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his > peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" > > The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, > connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA > page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact > fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that > scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. > > The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and > exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... > > Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image > has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® > database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his > Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. > > Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, > miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You > have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." > > "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. > > He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with > amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. > > Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what > your business is, will you give me back my calf?" > > The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why > not?" > > "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud. > > "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" > > "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even > though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already > knew, to a question I never asked. > > You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how > much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how > working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is > a herd of sheep. > > Now give me back my dog. > > AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-22-13, 08:18 AM	#144
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,661 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	^ __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-22-13, 07:24 AM	#142
Dammit_Carl! Torpedoman Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: WNC, USA Posts: 115 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	OH SNAP!

02-22-13, 08:45 AM	#145
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Glad I din't have a drink in my mouth when I read this.

02-22-13, 10:08 AM	#146
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,216 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's funny because it's true! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.