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You know you've talked to one of the fire trucks like it was a woman, stroked it, etc. You're probably not far from making love to one.
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I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys.
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Did the ambulance say no? Or attempt to fight it off?
I saw how it was dressed, all them lights, looking all sexy. It might have been asking for it!
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I once did it in an ambulance, but never to one...
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The right to marry with an object is in next line of the gay marriage. Sicko
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Yeah, got anything to back that up? Or is this just some homophobic opinion that them gays always want to do bad things?
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