Man arrested for having sex with an ambulance - Page 2

Red October1984 · 02-20-13, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Must have been the red-and-blue light district.

Haha. That one was good!

Jimbuna · 02-20-13, 10:57 AM

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No word about the ambulance's emotional state.

Probably in the trauma garage now

AVGWarhawk · 02-20-13, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Probably in the trauma garage now

Checking for fluids that do not belong in the crankcase.

Jimbuna · 02-20-13, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Checking for fluids that do not belong in the crankcase.

Wonder if....no better not

Red October1984 · 02-20-13, 05:30 PM

How did the guy even try to do this?

Was it the gas tank hole or the exhaust...or-

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT IT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

Wolferz · 02-20-13, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by donna52522

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance.

Only because its motor was already running and it was an emergency due to Viagra over dose.

fireftr18 · 02-20-13, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

How did the guy even try to do this?

Was it the gas tank hole or the exhaust...or-

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT IT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

He probably spent too much time in the bilge drinking.

Ask Donna, she was there, he didn't go after her so you something was wrong with him.

Armistead · 02-20-13, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

He probably spent too much time in the bilge drinking.

Ask Donna, she was there, he didn't go after her so you something was wrong with him.

You know you've talked to one of the fire trucks like it was a woman, stroked it, etc. You're probably not far from making love to one.

fireftr18 · 02-21-13, 02:23 PM

I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys.

http://gawker.com/5985823/kentucky-m...bating-on-gear

soopaman2 · 02-22-13, 05:09 PM

Did the ambulance say no? Or attempt to fight it off?

I saw how it was dressed, all them lights, looking all sexy. It might have been asking for it!

Platapus · 02-22-13, 08:11 PM

The ambulance probably wanted it. You know how them ambulances strut around town calling attention to themselves. All that gaudy paint all over them like some hussy.

I wonder if they still have Frottage on the books.

Cybermat47 · 02-22-13, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys.

http://gawker.com/5985823/kentucky-m...bating-on-gear

fithah4 · 02-22-13, 09:49 PM

Must be reliving the latest movie he watched:

The cover show's the train of thought!

Armistead · 02-22-13, 10:56 PM

I once did it in an ambulance, but never to one...

fireftr18 · 02-22-13, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by fithah4

Must be reliving the latest movie he watched:

The cover show's the train of thought!

Great movie.

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	How did the guy even try to do this? Was it the gas tank hole or the exhaust...or- WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT IT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? __________________

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fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	It happened again I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys. http://gawker.com/5985823/kentucky-m...bating-on-gear __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Did the ambulance say no? Or attempt to fight it off? I saw how it was dressed, all them lights, looking all sexy. It might have been asking for it! __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The ambulance probably wanted it. You know how them ambulances strut around town calling attention to themselves. All that gaudy paint all over them like some hussy. I wonder if they still have Frottage on the books. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I once did it in an ambulance, but never to one... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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fithah4 Torpedoman Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 116 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Must be reliving the latest movie he watched: The cover show's the train of thought!