The wife, husband, spouse, bf, gf thread.

Jimbuna · 01-03-13, 02:00 PM

It annoys me my wife can't drive despite taking her test twice and occasionally turns up at home in a taxi or having taken a bus despite the fact our two kids and I all have a car.

There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat.

Herr-Berbunch · 01-03-13, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat.

Fill your boots, Jim, that's what this thread is for.

HundertzehnGustav · 01-03-13, 03:33 PM

Dat stoopid Thing is still married to another man!
and dat she is twice my age gets on my nerves too!
or is that , me being way too young? perspective....

Other n that, we be bloody perfect in pulling each other out of deep poo-poo, protecting each other from the usual hailstones of life and occasionally covering each other as we steal horses, rob banks and the Liquor store.

and her house. wayyy too big. need to get something else to live in once s few things have changed.

Sailor Steve · 01-03-13, 03:58 PM

Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time.

Still have things to complain about though.

HundertzehnGustav · 01-03-13, 04:12 PM

*applause*

get a BF or GF, and those things you complain about will vanish...

Penguin · 01-03-13, 04:17 PM

My biggest complaint?
Frau Penguin is the sensible part of us, always trying to stop me from doing foolish (and funny) actions...

Sailor Steve · 01-03-13, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by HundertzehnGustav

*applause*

get a BF or GF, and those things you complain about will vanish...

Not likely, for a variety of reasons.

Cybermat47 · 01-03-13, 11:51 PM

The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that I haven't gotten one yet.

Armistead · 01-04-13, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Not likely, for a variety of reasons.

So wise.....

If you must, just pay, much cheaper in the long run.

GoldenRivet · 01-03-13, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time.

Still have things to complain about though.

honestly you have the right idea for the most part

Jimbuna · 01-03-13, 04:45 PM

He's saving himself for me

Jimbuna · 01-03-13, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Fill your boots, Jim, that's what this thread is for.

I'm quite at ease being her 'prat'.

01-03-13, 02:00 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It annoys me my wife can't drive despite taking her test twice and occasionally turns up at home in a taxi or having taken a bus despite the fact our two kids and I all have a car. There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-03-13, 03:33 PM	#3
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	Dat stoopid Thing is still married to another man! and dat she is twice my age gets on my nerves too! or is that , me being way too young? perspective.... Other n that, we be bloody perfect in pulling each other out of deep poo-poo, protecting each other from the usual hailstones of life and occasionally covering each other as we steal horses, rob banks and the Liquor store. and her house. wayyy too big. need to get something else to live in once s few things have changed. __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-03-13, 03:58 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time. Still have things to complain about though. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-03-13, 04:12 PM	#5
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	applause get a BF or GF, and those things you complain about will vanish... __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-03-13, 11:51 PM	#8
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that I haven't gotten one yet. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

01-03-13, 04:17 PM	#6
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	My biggest complaint? Frau Penguin is the sensible part of us, always trying to stop me from doing foolish (and funny) actions...

01-03-13, 04:45 PM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He's saving himself for me __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!