The wife, husband, spouse, bf, gf thread.

Catfish · 01-03-13, 11:40 AM

But there already is the "What annoys you ..." thread ?

GoldenRivet · 01-03-13, 12:18 PM

My girlfriend is a beauty.

Short sholder length dark hair as soft as silk gives way to sexy slightly muscular shoulders. A light dusting of almost unnoticable freckles accents her flawless olive skin. her breasts are so perfectly matched and rounded, perky and upturned. her gorgeous hourglass figure yields an alluring curvature which accents her supple buttocks and extends smoothly to her toned volley ball players legs.

The female form is a work of art indeed and she is displayed most prominently in the museum of my mind - in a class all by herself.

of course being a woman she sees none of this. She looks in the mirror and observes a minor flaw here, a scar there, a couple of pounds she wishes she didnt have.

the kiss of her lips and the easiness of her embrace erases the world around me in an instant... in her presence i feel as if i am in the presence of grace, beauty and greatness.... but no matter what i tell her or how i plead my case she cannot believe this.

i only wish she could see herself for a fleeting moment as i see her.

danasan · 01-03-13, 12:24 PM

GoldenRivet, you are a lucky guy.

GoldenRivet · 01-03-13, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by danasan

GoldenRivet, you are a lucky guy.

Thank you sir, i would agree with that about 95% of the time

Armistead · 01-03-13, 01:38 PM

The truth of love {language}

GT182 · 01-12-13, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by danasan

GoldenRivet, you are a lucky guy.

Yes he is, but only for a short time. Once she puts the ring in his nose life will never be the same.... Over time it all goes downhill and it's not pretty.

I thought the same as GR with my 1st wife. Not quit as much with the 2nd wife. Now I know there will never be a 3rd wife.

The only way is to shack up.

It seems they try harder to keep you happy. Not the other way around after you tie the knots. Yes I said knots for a reason.

sharkbit · 01-12-13, 05:54 PM

My biggest pet peeve is my wife leaving on the lights when she leaves the room. I'll come up in the morning after breakfast before work while she is downstairs making the kids' breakfast and our bedroom light, her night stand light, the closet light, and the bathroom lights are all on, along with her night stand radio. Drives me nuts.

Platapus · 01-12-13, 06:25 PM

Yeah we have the same problem in my house

Evidently I am the only one who can

Turn out a light
Empty a garbage bag
Clean up after the dogs
Put dishes in the washer
Take dishes out of the washer
Recognize when laundry needs to be done
...

Herr-Berbunch · 01-03-13, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i only wish she could see herself for a fleeting moment as i see her.

Very well put, and true of so many.

Jimbuna · 01-03-13, 02:00 PM

It annoys me my wife can't drive despite taking her test twice and occasionally turns up at home in a taxi or having taken a bus despite the fact our two kids and I all have a car.

There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat.

Herr-Berbunch · 01-03-13, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat.

Fill your boots, Jim, that's what this thread is for.

HundertzehnGustav · 01-03-13, 03:33 PM

Dat stoopid Thing is still married to another man!
and dat she is twice my age gets on my nerves too!
or is that , me being way too young? perspective....

Other n that, we be bloody perfect in pulling each other out of deep poo-poo, protecting each other from the usual hailstones of life and occasionally covering each other as we steal horses, rob banks and the Liquor store.

and her house. wayyy too big. need to get something else to live in once s few things have changed.

Sailor Steve · 01-03-13, 03:58 PM

Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time.

Still have things to complain about though.

Jimbuna · 01-03-13, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Fill your boots, Jim, that's what this thread is for.

I'm quite at ease being her 'prat'.

01-03-13, 12:18 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	My girlfriend is a beauty. Short sholder length dark hair as soft as silk gives way to sexy slightly muscular shoulders. A light dusting of almost unnoticable freckles accents her flawless olive skin. her breasts are so perfectly matched and rounded, perky and upturned. her gorgeous hourglass figure yields an alluring curvature which accents her supple buttocks and extends smoothly to her toned volley ball players legs. The female form is a work of art indeed and she is displayed most prominently in the museum of my mind - in a class all by herself. of course being a woman she sees none of this. She looks in the mirror and observes a minor flaw here, a scar there, a couple of pounds she wishes she didnt have. the kiss of her lips and the easiness of her embrace erases the world around me in an instant... in her presence i feel as if i am in the presence of grace, beauty and greatness.... but no matter what i tell her or how i plead my case she cannot believe this. i only wish she could see herself for a fleeting moment as i see her. __________________

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danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	GoldenRivet, you are a lucky guy. __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	The truth of love {language} __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	My biggest pet peeve is my wife leaving on the lights when she leaves the room. I'll come up in the morning after breakfast before work while she is downstairs making the kids' breakfast and our bedroom light, her night stand light, the closet light, and the bathroom lights are all on, along with her night stand radio. Drives me nuts. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,401 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yeah we have the same problem in my house Evidently I am the only one who can Turn out a light Empty a garbage bag Clean up after the dogs Put dishes in the washer Take dishes out of the washer Recognize when laundry needs to be done ... __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-03-13, 11:40 AM	#1
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,805 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	But there already is the "What annoys you ..." thread ?

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,014 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It annoys me my wife can't drive despite taking her test twice and occasionally turns up at home in a taxi or having taken a bus despite the fact our two kids and I all have a car. There are probably a great many things I could add but after nearly twenty nine years of wedded happiness I'd feel a bit of a prat. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	Dat stoopid Thing is still married to another man! and dat she is twice my age gets on my nerves too! or is that , me being way too young? perspective.... Other n that, we be bloody perfect in pulling each other out of deep poo-poo, protecting each other from the usual hailstones of life and occasionally covering each other as we steal horses, rob banks and the Liquor store. and her house. wayyy too big. need to get something else to live in once s few things have changed. __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time. Still have things to complain about though. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo