Man hospitalised by Brussel Sprouts

vienna · 12-20-12, 07:09 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho!...

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Jimbuna · 12-20-12, 07:30 PM

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

vienna · 12-20-12, 07:32 PM

Beans, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat the more you *toot*...

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TarJak · 12-20-12, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

Foot pump?

And I'm not a nyou.

Jimbuna · 12-20-12, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Foot pump?

And I'm not a nyou.

Bloody dyslexic netbook keyboard

Oberon · 12-20-12, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

August · 12-20-12, 10:04 PM

Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute.

Stealhead · 12-20-12, 10:13 PM

I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second.

I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well.
We always knew when dad was up.

magic452 · 12-21-12, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute.

You should seek advice from Dr. Steve in the other thread.
Better act fast as your wife has already contacted him on a legal matter.

Magic

Jimbuna · 12-21-12, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

Aye good point

TarJak · 12-21-12, 04:52 AM

Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

Jimbuna · 12-21-12, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

Better still....bottle the gasses and bottle it then line them up along Hadriqans Wall.

Hopefully that will act as a dterrent to the buggas trying to travel south

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then Beans beans there good for yer heart The more nyou eat the more you ft/pump __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,201 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second. I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well. We always knew when dad was up.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.